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Five || 25 || zey/they/it commissions open!! https://ko-fi.com/fivezone

[fivevotesdown]

about me

I'm Five!! I'm 25 years old, I'm an artist and amateur musician and author, and I'm open to being friends or mortal enemies (and lovers)

my pronoun soup is as follows:

they/them, it/its, he/him

zey/zem/zeir - "i saw zem walking home! zey were wearing zeir favorite jacket"

imi/im/is - "imi was just here! i swear i saw im over at is desk a second ago!"

ink/inks - "ink loves to go walking in the woods by inkself. inks self-preservation instinct is not overly-developed."

eye/eyes - "eye is finally getting to be eyeself, good to see eyes hard work is paying off."

bog/bogs - "bog likes grapefruits, almost better than any other fruit you can get. bogs piss is downright laden with the stuff, it's a wonder bog hasn't poisoned bogself!"

feel free to choose any combination of these or just use your own pronouns for me if you get confused.

about my blog

I post a lot about the following subjects

fine art and fan art (my own and others')

language, poetry, literature

fashion

nature and nature photography

the human condition (positive)

worker's rights, human rights (i try to keep it mainly lighthearted)

space, etc

various aesthetics

misc

and i post and reblog inconsistently for the following fandoms

doctor who and associated media

naruto

jujitsu kaisen

hockey (ducks, leafs)

dimension 20 (all)

the west wing

letterkenny & shoresy

the witcher

avatar the last airbender

homestuck

elementary (cbs)

i DO NOT use the queue (except for evil). when I'm here I'm here.

i do not have a cohesive tagging system, but if you need a trigger tagged pls feel free to send me an anon or a dm!

i have a Tumblr famous post that has been overtaken by porn blogs, i have tried turning off reblogs and yet it circulates nonetheless. please do not talk to me about this post. i do not want to witness it lmao

i do not vet original blogs before reblogging, if op is a freak and you message me about it I'm gonna hit you with a stick

this is all for fun!! it's my blog where i go to have fun and look at fun stuff!!

please be nice in here

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[my-dailydreams]

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[allcatsarebabies]

buster the feminist

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[onion-souls]

[succubusboyfriend]

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

[succubusboyfriend]

these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being “able to deal with it” counts as ambient misery. btw.

[succubusboyfriend]

let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup City’s invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. don’t be content with being miserable.

[demonprincex]

and the more that you start doing this, the better you will get at detecting your own feelings and advocating for yourself! This is an important start to being more of a person in the world if you struggle with that

[animentality]

[dailycatsblog]

[pissvortex]

(tiktok tts lady voice) Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos?

[insecuregodcomplex]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[titsay]

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[dogpuppy]

[only-cat-memes]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.