Fuck It

There's no such thing as a bad person only bad choices. Cuban 22 just do what you want and don't tell me what to do

[vampiresarmand]

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

[gunsandfireandshit]

Me logging on to make bad posts

[complimentnyc-deactivated202210]

[adhdisgay]

[itsallaboutdbz]

[alwaysreposting-deactivated2022]

EVOLUTION

@sfsxshingo

[glaxobabies-deactivated20240905]

[halloawhatisthis]

[yeetso-skeetso]

I'm joining satan

[delvishh]

love ur body

[expertpedestrian]

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

[expertpedestrian]

[strangehorse]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[nerdynbhuman]

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

[spank-the-villain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance

funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “

[wondersmith-and-sons]

how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry

[dumdolly]

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

[dumdolly]

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

[naked-yogi]

^ yup.

[squeejaw-deactivated20180323]

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

[nudityandnerdery]

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

[systlin]

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

[constellations-and-energy]

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

[joasakura]

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

[thequantumqueer]

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

[atlas-prime]

[juxtapoesition]

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[valtsv]

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

[jordangfunk]

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[vintar]

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

[argumate]

oops

[languageoclock]

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

[stele3]

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

[satelliteduster]

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]