[Blog Title]

I'm Ben. I like humor. Please be my friend.

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[koimoth-internet]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[saltedume]

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[batavias]

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

[delgrosso]

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

[nightcorp]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[basedhighsenberg]

[adirtnap]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[beersforfears-blog]

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place