Percy de Rollllllo, ily

they/them, very much into ttrpg, my hobbies include being a fuckass idiot, ig you can tell looking at my posts

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

Hate it when I ask someone for clarification, like "what do you mean" and they answer "but I was clear" well guess what. You weren't and that's why I asked.

Also, I just woke up

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It's almost 2am and I can't sleep and I'm realising that I'm loved, not hated, and I can finally see that, and it all makes sense, everything happens for a reason, I'm not dooming my life. And oh God, what a beautiful universe I live in

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

It's so funny bc these I'm thinking that wow, I really should be over this guy that I've been liking for 2,5 years and got rejected by, also, I'm scared that my friend may have a crush on me and I like him so much BUT AS A FRIEND but what if no, I like like him, what the hell and then

And then I see this third guy on my Facebook and I'm like "wow if he would ask me on a date I'd probably say yes".

Like, I feel like some kind of drama protagonist except everything is happening in my head. I have little to no contact with them except for my friend. It's hilarious

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

Where is that bad bitch im supposed to pull by being autistic?

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Crying in the train, like some kind of lofi girl. While also listening to lofi music. Aesthetically

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Touch starved and yearning for a romantic relationship to the point it makes me look stupid (holding hands would fix me)

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

Its kinda sad that I have to remind myself that poeple don't hate and aren't annoyed when they see notifications from me, and they don't, idek, think poorly of me when I make a mistake. But also, I'm so glad that I'm able to think rationally and tell myself that even though these thoughts pop up, they're not real.

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

A mutual pining situation would fix me

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

Sometimes I go back to my old conversations to look something up or simply reread the texts because I miss that person. And sometimes I notice that I used to be so awkward and somehow these people still talked to be, so I appreciate them even more.

Like, dude who i thought was drunk, but was just being silly. Twice. Thanks for texting me back

Guy that I said "oh wow you're not responding, you must hate us right haha", who still responded with "sorry I didn't get the notification". Thanks, you're kinda dope

Many such cases smh,,

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

Sometimes I go back to my old conversations to look something up or simply reread the texts because I miss that person. And sometimes I notice that I used to be so awkward and somehow these people still talked to be, so I appreciate them even more.

Like, dude who i thought was drunk, but was just being silly. Twice. Thanks for texting me back

Guy that I said "oh wow you're not responding, you must hate us right haha", who still responded with "sorry I didn't get the notification". Thanks, you're kinda dope

Many such cases smh,,

[thoughts-prayers-and-shitpost]

I told my friends I love them, I couldnt be happier

[holiine]

Imagine a Wild West!AU where A is a tired priest in some godforsaken church who still believes in God despite all the horrors happening, and B is an officer from the capital who visits the town to investigate a murder case and who keeps messing with A because they think A is involved in some way, since the first body was found right in front of the church

. . God give me the strength to turn this prompt into something 🙏

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[theconcealedweapon]

So many people seem completely unaware of what a genuine apology is.

And that's because children are forced to say sorry on command.

Before they ever had a chance to process what they did, why they did it, what effect it had on others, or what they should have done instead, they're expected to say that they're sorry. And they're expected to "say it like you mean it" with no indication of what that even means and with no time to figure out how to phrase it correctly.

Sometimes, even when the child's actions are justified by any logical reasoning, they're expected to apologize because an authority figure demands it.

The goal of saying sorry ends up being solely to avoid punishment. And they phrase the apology in whatever way the authority figure will accept.

The result is an entire society filled with people who give completely useless apologies that appear like they're only trying to avoid punishment.

[posiviibes]

FRIENDLY REMINDERS

• you’re not weak for asking for help.

• you’re not dumb for not knowing things.

• you’re not selfish for wanting better than what you have now.

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “and now we’re underneath the mistletoe” prompts

“Not with you!” 

“I am not kissing you.” “Too bad. It’s tradition.”

“You break the tradition and you end up being cursed for life. Is that what you want?” “…Are you blackmailing me right now?” 

“I’ve dreamt of this moment for so long but not like this.”

“Where’s your mother? I’d rather kiss her.” 

“I finally get to have an excuse to kiss you.”

“What, do you think I want to be doing this with you?”

“Fuck, let’s just get this over and done with.” … “So, um. That was something. Should we do that again?” 

“You slipped a tongue in there, you fucking—” “Well, you were making weird noises so clearly you enjoyed that.” 

After they part, Character B stares at Character A, then breathlessly says, “I think we should take this elsewhere.” 

“Too close,” Character A whispers, swallowing as their eyes slip a little further down and land on Character B’s lips. “Not close enough,” Character B says, softly, before pressing their lips against Character A’s. 

“Now who the fuck placed this thing here?!” “Me. I did. I placed it here.” 

“Can I kiss you?” “You don’t even have to ask.” 

“Wait, is this really happening? I’m kind of panicking right now because I wasn’t expecting our first to happen like this.” 

“I can’t tell if I’m already drunk or what but I’m really happy to end up under here… With you.” 

[dumplingsjinson]

Someone write the 11th one because what the FUCK.