Thoughts From The Swing

Random shit I think of, or that happens in my life.

[sophiethedemon]

[thoughtsfromtheswing]

Facebook really out here allowing people to say they would kill their kids but not allowing insulting these crazy.

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Saw my first hovering plane phenomenon. Unfortunately, we had already passed it by the time my camera opened.

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Who wants to wash their hands for exactly 3 seconds? Why do motion sensored sinks think you only need 3 seconds before the water shuts off?????

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Word of advice for any establishment that plays adds in the bathroom, maybe DONT have an add that has a girl sniffing then moaning while saying "mm That's Fresh!!!"

[ifunnydesignme]

Really good barbecue sauce, really bad name

[ifunnydesignme]

flame thrower?

[ifunnydesignme]

Those are awfully long arms you’ve got there

[ifunnydesignme]

The best thing created by humanity

[thoughtsfromtheswing]

I would rather die

[ifunnydesignme]

I drink about Marijuana times per year

[ifunnydesignme]

…what even? Who’s idea was this!

[thoughtsfromtheswing]

The slide to hell

[lookit-this]

https://www.amazon.ca/Lava-Lite-2116-4002-20-Ounce-Silver-Based/dp/B003HGHJH6?th=1&psc=1

[thoughtsfromtheswing]

XD

[wackestpng]

Is it just me or does it look like Elmo is choking out this child?

[thoughtsfromtheswing]

"Let's play a game, it's called death."

[empressxmachina]

Who is this hand model, and where can I find them?

Sauce.

[empressxmachina]

“Hun, who’s Allison?” “What? I don’t know an Allison.” “Don’t lie to me. Who is she, someone from work?” “Babe, why would think I’m lying?” “Because your watch is the size of a television, and I can see she’s calling on it right now.”

Source sauce.

[o-kurwa]

[thoughtsfromtheswing]

XD

[garden-cryptid]

I love Halloween

but this:

this needs to stop

look at this crap

it's not...

this isn't how these animals' bodies work