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It's raining outside. Time to piss from the balcony to feel connected to nature.
Everyone is just pretending to know what they're doing. It's everyone's first time being alive and we're all winging it.
So when you wonder how someone has their life together so well – they're just really good at playing pretend.
I very recently started training to say no to things and wow do I get a bad conscience from it and most times other people contribute to that but I need to learn, so suck it up conscience you were given by god and are being misused by man and by god I won't stand it anymore
So we're still stuck here
Let me love you so deeply it reaches into the past, and you forget that there was ever a time before you received all my adoration.
I've never been in love before and it kind of fricks me up... everyone is always having crushes and falling in love
I had two semi crushes so far I don't even consider them real crushes what is wrong with me
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.
Nah because what do you mean you found a girl interesting, another dude came between you and you immediately sucked face with another girl?
Sometimes men are so fucking stupid. Women are like "We like being respected and treated well, we're normal people too"
And men be like "Hahahahha go back to the kitchen you dumb slut" and then wonder why they're alone. The logical solution must be to be even ruder and hate on women even more surely that'll attract them.
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Hey so recognizing that someone is manipulating you does not mean that you're not being manipulated. Hope that helps.
everyone in the world is either a democrat or a republican. everyone in the whole wide world is a democrat and a republican and america is the largest and most populous country in the world and america is easily the most culturally diverse country in the world because the middle class white people in my state (like a little country) are very different than the middle class white people over there (another little country, once more called a "state") and you could never understand how bad it is in america, the main country in the world. where are you from again? it's bad in america and america is bad but the way that america is run is the only way a country could possibly be run unfortunately. i don't like it but it's the only right way for a country to be run and you don't get it because the main victims of the main country are all here and you aren't. where are you from again? they never told me about that place. i don't think you get that real people live in america. probably because you're a republican. real people live in america and real people are hurt by america but what can you do? god said america has to be like this. god said this because god is real so god is american. you don't get it because you're over there and we're all here in america, the realest country in the world. where are you from again? how can you talk like this with what's happening in america? you're a democrat, right? where are you from again? my country is so large it stretches over yours and presses down hard. it's not my fault that they never told me about that place. my country covers the world. you don't understand how bad this will be for real people in the real world, the first world, the only world. they never told me—where in america are you from again?
Hey so not only "pretty girls" are allowed to receive princess treatment.
At a friend place. The window was open and I accidentally slammed a door due to the wind. Immediately went "Sorry, I didn't mean to do that."
My friends dad looks at me kinda weird and goes: "It's okay, it's a door. No one care's if you slam it a bit. It's meant to be opened and closed"
Oh.
Yearning is so hot.
Getting asked advice on sleeping with a virging for the first time by a friend.
Dude, my bro, homeboy, are you aware that I am a virgin too and all my advice is hypothetical. Also why do I know more about theoretical sex stuff than you?
I hate being petty but I hope he regrets me for the rest of his life
I'm horny but like for romance