thoughtsIget

these thoughts are my own, unless otherwise stated.

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One could summarize inspiratioal internet quotes with: 'Never give up on your dreams, but know when to get a new one'.

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Dont be a push over. Be a, "I roll up".

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The Golden Rule of Moronic Dressing: You are allowed to dress like a moron, becauses you know you are dressed like a moron.

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Things No One Said Ever: 'Learning German is fun!'

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Haters gonna hate. Baby Boomers gonna be irrate.

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I just want to put a paperbag over my head and call it a life.

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I believe all of life’s most opaque questions may be answered. Only why the Kardashians are famous remains beyond supernatural understanding.

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Sisters are God’s little way to tell us to brush our hair, wax our legs, put on deodorant, buy lipstick, and wear pants that fit you. I have 3. Sometimes, I wonder if God is nagging or is trying to make a point.

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Im about as hood as the next Miley Cyrus.

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Arguing with a beautiful woman is kind of like arguing with a beautiful woman.

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Being unemployed in Europe is kind of life being on a cruiseship.

A slowly sinking cruiseship. 

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Life is too short to wear polyester. 

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You say, "Glitter". I say, "Amateurs". "Glitter" "Amateurs" "Glitter" "Amateurs" Glitteramateurs.

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“What’s that you say—-you want me already published? Thug, I published in the School of Life.”

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He's either homeless or a medical student.

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Alas, "Wishbone"-less generation---a ship tossed forth into the black sea of adolescence without a beacon. Without a Jack Russell Terrier.

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Land of the free snacks. Home of the brave new world.