Give me horses or give me death

Probably going to steal your cats

[tothechaos]

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

[cristalplanetheart]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[imagesfan]

yo mama, who art in heaven

[cristalplanetheart]

💗

[itscolossal]

A House of Crimson Steel Vines Harbors Memory and Mourning in Wuhan Shimenfeng Memorial Park

[wayneradiotv]

how to wash a kitten without making it to scared

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[lelouch]

[everythingfox]

You can dance if you want to

(via)

[nixcraft]

cat bin

via

[unclefather]

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Really excited to see the years pass since this joke was first posted, and seeing the new generation thinks this is some non-sequitor when it in fact references a specific old flash game that has long past its day in the light, in which the goal was to fucking demolish this guy.

[kodachromatics]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theconcealedweapon]