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caro | she/her | 26 tennis, television, & tomfoolery ask to tag :)

[rafaelclaydal-deactivated202305]

#MATTEOBERRETTINI: maneater

[targetedknowledge]

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[angelpuppyfromheaven]

my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now

[ephronian]

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[titiadocigarro]

[mareusu]

this is still one of the funniest things a kpop group has ever posted on twitter, which doesn’t seem like much until you learn that two of the members are from north korea

[littencloud9]

[ID: a tweet by @/zhonglemyo that reads ‘imo if an idol is from overseas their hometown should always be on the map for tours like idc if theyre from the middle of arkansas they should be given the opportunity to perform at home’.

Quote tweeting that is a tweet by @/1VERSE_official with a picture of a concerned duck pointing at itself.]

[userfish]

sports are so comforting to me. always there. someone to blame my problems on.

[kodachromatics]

yesterday i sliced my thumb open on a tape dispenser and that was a more positive experience than the men’s final

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[sharkgalaxy]

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

[femalegothic]

[7244395]

Real

[phoebebyers]

[percyfrickinjackson]

hate when you get really hype about a tennis point in a tennis match and then they make you look at benedict cumberbatch also getting excited or whatever. me and benedict are nothing alike

[napoleononthebellerophon]

i dont think its a "sin" to "destroy and betray yourself for nothing" because there's no such thing as sin, there's no such thing as yourself and there's no such thing as nothing. and destruction and betrayal are subjective. you're most likely totally fine.