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caro | she/her | 26 tennis, television, & tomfoolery ask to tag :)

[rafaelclaydal-deactivated202305]

#MATTEOBERRETTINI: maneater

[miamignonette]

doxxing my mutuals…they live on pretty girl avenue!!

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[fleabagdiaz]

✋⏸️um-I’m sorry..⏪who left you outside the restaurant?🧐 / mmmy date 🤷 / ..can we go back to the pronoun?? 🏳️‍🌈? / 🫥uhyeah okay I was iwasonadatewithaguyAGAIN . *sigh* 🫥 not-not really the point / mmmmuh! ✋ could be very much the point!! / well it shouldn’t be though right?? I mean uh. I’m an ally ✊🏳️‍🌈 / 😳 / I’ve-ive always been an ally! 🏳️‍🌈✊🏳️‍🌈✊ / s-so now you’re. you’re more than an ally. (🏳️‍🌈????) / it was my first ☝️ time, it was dinnernamovie, and I-I-I didn’t even make it to the movie 🎥🚫 😔/ ….wow / what wow 🤨😡🤨😡🤨/ no not wow 🫣/ 😡/ *confused big sister noises* like - wow! 😃 👍 I… didn’t think that that’s… where your interests would lie 😃 👍/ I didn’t either! I love women 👩‍❤️‍👨 I’ve… always loved women. 👩🫶👩‍❤️‍👨/ how long have you been mmmleaning in the other direction? 👨‍❤️‍👨 ? / I haven’t 🙅‍♂️ not specifically..I mean sure I’ll / 🙃 / checkoutahotguy’sass but that’s normal 🙂👍 / uhh 💁‍♀️ it’s-it’s not ab…normal 🫠🥴

[castielchitaqua]

im never serious but I always mean it

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[glowcowboy]

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[maxxie-or-smth]

this summer i'm going to know everything

[gointhewest]

having a favorite athlete is so funny. like he can do anything idgaf. I DON'T care if he does stupid shit. I don't care if he has monumental headloss over unnecessary things. I don't care if he's clinically insane. he's my dude. I find him entertaining and ridiculous and very sexy all in equal measure

[sinnettini]

matteo berrettini after winning his round 2 match at roland garros 2026