#MATTEOBERRETTINI: maneater

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price

titsay

shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
wallacepolsom

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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature

oozey mess

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH

Kaledo Art

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@kodachromatics
#MATTEOBERRETTINI: maneater
doxxing my mutuals…they live on pretty girl avenue!!
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world
Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.
you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.
✋⏸️um-I’m sorry..⏪who left you outside the restaurant?🧐 / mmmy date 🤷 / ..can we go back to the pronoun?? 🏳️🌈? / 🫥uhyeah okay I was iwasonadatewithaguyAGAIN . *sigh* 🫥 not-not really the point / mmmmuh! ✋ could be very much the point!! / well it shouldn’t be though right?? I mean uh. I’m an ally ✊🏳️🌈 / 😳 / I’ve-ive always been an ally! 🏳️🌈✊🏳️🌈✊ / s-so now you’re. you’re more than an ally. (🏳️🌈????) / it was my first ☝️ time, it was dinnernamovie, and I-I-I didn’t even make it to the movie 🎥🚫 😔/ ….wow / what wow 🤨😡🤨😡🤨/ no not wow 🫣/ 😡/ *confused big sister noises* like - wow! 😃 👍 I… didn’t think that that’s… where your interests would lie 😃 👍/ I didn’t either! I love women 👩❤️👨 I’ve… always loved women. 👩🫶👩❤️👨/ how long have you been mmmleaning in the other direction? 👨❤️👨 ? / I haven’t 🙅♂️ not specifically..I mean sure I’ll / 🙃 / checkoutahotguy’sass but that’s normal 🙂👍 / uhh 💁♀️ it’s-it’s not ab…normal 🫠🥴
im never serious but I always mean it
I have GOT to stop spending $30
bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
plans for the summer
JERK IT
WRITE RPF
DRINK ALCOHOL
BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE
job ?
LISTEN TO RECORDS
sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere
this summer i'm going to know everything
having a favorite athlete is so funny. like he can do anything idgaf. I DON'T care if he does stupid shit. I don't care if he has monumental headloss over unnecessary things. I don't care if he's clinically insane. he's my dude. I find him entertaining and ridiculous and very sexy all in equal measure
matteo berrettini after winning his round 2 match at roland garros 2026