Hamilton: Lord, show me how to say no to this
God himself: Oh shit, idk man, maybe the same fucking way you said no to your wife and nine-year-old son like 2 songs ago?
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Hamilton: Lord, show me how to say no to this
God himself: Oh shit, idk man, maybe the same fucking way you said no to your wife and nine-year-old son like 2 songs ago?
OMG GORGEOUS
The best hugs are probably from hagfish, which can extrude microscopic filaments that convert a huge volume of water around them to slime in seconds. Instant cozy blanket!
before and after
roommates.mp4
(as requested by @hntrgurl13)
Oh. My god.
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
SOMEONE DID IT
OH MY GOD THE LIP SYNC IS PERFECT
LMFAO
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAA
WWII Era Vampires
Giving their neighbors their rations claiming that the government fucked up that week because they noticed that they’re going without trying to feed their kids.
Signing up for the draft cuz, “Fuck it. We can’t die by their weapons anyway. I’ll fight for the country I’ve lived in for the past century.”
Vampire nurses who know when the blood’s gone bad or what type of blood you need (because blood typing was fairly new during WWII).
The baby faced forever 18 vampire siting with the older soldiers cuz he’s seen the same shit they’ve seen, even though he can’t tell them. They’re all watching the young “I’m going to be a hero” boys, sadly waiting for the ball to drop.
The vampire that has to explain how he was the only survivor in the ambush and why the enemy is torn to shreds.
The vampire solider, holding his best mate since his childhood begging and crying, “Please, let me do this.” But his mate won’t let him because he’s more afraid of living forever and watching the world move on without him.
Then, 70 years later, they come to the memorial, to commemorate everyone that fought, everyone that fell, and an old man looks at him strangely and says, “You look just like your Grandfather.”
PLEASE THIS IS THE KIND OF VAMPIRE STORY I WANT TO READ *GOSH*
A short SU fansong I wrote back after We Need To Talk, when everyone was very worried about Stevens impending identity crisis! That crisis was averted for the most part thankfully, but here is my idea of how it might’ve played out.
My goal was to make it as much like the style of music in the show as possible. Enjoy. :)
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Chords: D, G, A, C.
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I’m just me, I’m not one thing or another I’m just me am I more like my father or my mother? neither I’m me am I a gem? I can form a fusion and do other magic things am I a human? This planet is my home it’s all I know it’s where I sing and jam on these four strings
I’m just me I’m not one thing or the other I’m just me and I’m still deciding who I’m gonna be Gems can be smart and fun and brave, and humans can be all of those things too Humans and gems can both save the day, so do I really have to choose? No, I’m not confused.
I’m just me I’m not one thing or the other I’m just me and I know I’m exactly who I’m meant to be I am a gem. My power comes from love and it can heal the earth And I’m a human. This planet is my home and so I know just what it’s worth and I know first things first
I know me Yeah I know me I’m not just me I’m all of me.
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Art Prints by Gemma Capdevila
Oh my god ❤️
Absolutely love this
im happy when lapis is happy
like every captain america movie really:
people: steve, this is how things are gonna be
steve: i am going to have to respectfully disagree with you and walk away calmly
steve: [walks away calmly]
steve: [rides back in on a motorcycle ready to fuck shit up] oN SECOND THOUGHT--
I’ve got two moods.
general rule of thumb: history was gayer than you have been led to believe
realism