Good Pizzle

Home of good pizzles, only they deserve to do thy mother. 

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The bird is flapping and the woman is fapping.

Aaliyah, mathematically analysing Text by Carol Ann Duffy 

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“A problem shared is a problem cut into even smaller pieces depending on the value of X and Y”

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“Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.” - Henry David Thoreau 

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Whats 9+10?

Although the very outdated joke would imply that the answer to this question is 21, correct mathematics says that the answer is actually 19.

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“It’s better to be a Lion for a day than a Shoop all your life”.

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“With good maths comes good thinking”.