Current location: Secret :3

Ruby, Mouse, She/her I got lost, can someone help me find my way to three-tree city TwT

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[togekk0]

Cosmic Robot Wife Kaguya!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time the mother of some kids I was tutoring asked me what my "secret" was to having such a great relationship with them and I asked her, with as much grace as I could muster, "when was the last time you had an interaction with your son where you weren't trying to teach him something or telling him what to do" and she just. couldn't answer

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[maxximatics]

and the universe said you are not alone.

Print Stickers

[necromancelena]

Now that im so far into my transition one of my favourite things to do is to roleplay being the protagonist of a genderbend manga. like I'll pretend I didn't do all that and it's all coming as a big shock to me and i'll act out the awkward dialogue and even throw in an "I have to find a way to swap back!" or two

[necromancelena]

^like this

[plxtwt-posting]

HELLO CHALLENGERS

Our info desk has been flooded lately with requests for team merchandise, even before we've started running our team promotions!

So, if you have any merchandise ideas for your team, be that shirts, bags, plushies, toys, flags,... let us know! We will (with your permission of course) do our best to make those dreams a reality!

*(contestants will get 40% of profit for the merch for their team)

[azzie-beastbinder]

@three-tree-kitty what do you think? I think that you and I would be easy to make merch out of, especially things like plushies! Zenkuro might be a bit harder though...

[three-tree-kitty]

One could turn me into a marketable plushie.. as long as it's well made.

You and I could even be made life-size although my case may be a bit more difficult.

Something that would be cute is a plush of Zenkuro with me and you on either shoulder.

[azzie-beastbinder]

After that bloodletter incident and the Omenpath got sealed, the boss had the rest of us draw back to Towashi, so at least I'm home and can sleep on top of a cabinet again. Not that there's anything wrong with an akki cuddle pile, but still. Cabinet.

[three-tree-kitty]

HARK, Zenkuro, see, Azzie hates us D:

They have forsaken us for their lonely cabinet, truely the cruelest of cruelties. V^V

In all seriousness though for all I like snuggle piles, it's nice to breathe in fresh air again.

[three-tree-kitty]

Hello Ruby, I sent you this message to inform you on your questions and notices for the kylem death games. Conjured weapons should be fine, though I heavily advise stopping by one of the warden stations beforehand to have them doublecheck the legality of your exact type of summon.

As for "ninja shenanigans", could you elaborate on what exactly that entails?

Kind regards and I hope this helps,

Plxtwt

@plxtwt-posting

Oh hello plxtwt,

Thanks for the information on conjured weapons, I'll be sure to ask the wardens before the games although I don't use preconjured weapons with might complicate things v_v.

As for "ninja shenanigans" you would have to ask Azzie (one @azzie-beastbinder ) and/or Zenkuro (unfortunately no presence on here as I am aware), although I could imagine very specialized weapons could be a part of it?

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Hey boss, this thing working? The Order of Jukai don't really teach you how to use things like this. Took me like three hours to set up.

@azzie-beastbinder

[three-tree-kitty]

OMG another reckoner on the multinet :3

Hello im Ruby I don't think I've met you which probably means you haven't broken a leg in the past few weeks hehe.

Anyways nice to meet you :3

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Kami forbid! I don't know what I'd do if I broke a leg!

I'm Dusk-Fur, nice to meet you. Are you up in Sokenzan with the others there?

[three-tree-kitty]

I mean if you broke a leg you'd probably come up to us healers, although I'd imagine you would probably cry alot, it hurts like death.

Also yup I'm up in the mountains with akki and co.

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

I see. I'm supposed to go find Goldenscar.

[three-tree-kitty]

Ah I see I don't recall Goldenscar but judging by their name they're another kitsune or nezumi?

[azzie-beastbinder]

She's the boss's older sister, our gang's kami channeler. She's usually with Greasefang.

[three-tree-kitty]

BOSSES OLDER SISTER?! Koda must be half nezumi then haha (I'm kidding I know they aren't siblings by blood)

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

That's what I have heard. I'm off to look for her now. Shouldn't be too hard.

[three-tree-kitty]

Mhm if you yell about beating up Koda loud enough she'll probably do most of the finding work for you. I'm kidding they don't pay me by commission.

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Hey boss, this thing working? The Order of Jukai don't really teach you how to use things like this. Took me like three hours to set up.

@azzie-beastbinder

[three-tree-kitty]

OMG another reckoner on the multinet :3

Hello im Ruby I don't think I've met you which probably means you haven't broken a leg in the past few weeks hehe.

Anyways nice to meet you :3

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Kami forbid! I don't know what I'd do if I broke a leg!

I'm Dusk-Fur, nice to meet you. Are you up in Sokenzan with the others there?

[three-tree-kitty]

I mean if you broke a leg you'd probably come up to us healers, although I'd imagine you would probably cry alot, it hurts like death.

Also yup I'm up in the mountains with akki and co.

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

I see. I'm supposed to go find Goldenscar.

[three-tree-kitty]

Ah I see I don't recall Goldenscar but judging by their name they're another kitsune or nezumi?

[azzie-beastbinder]

She's the boss's older sister, our gang's kami channeler. She's usually with Greasefang.

[three-tree-kitty]

BOSSES OLDER SISTER?! Koda must be half nezumi then haha (I'm kidding I know they aren't siblings by blood)

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Hey boss, this thing working? The Order of Jukai don't really teach you how to use things like this. Took me like three hours to set up.

@azzie-beastbinder

[three-tree-kitty]

OMG another reckoner on the multinet :3

Hello im Ruby I don't think I've met you which probably means you haven't broken a leg in the past few weeks hehe.

Anyways nice to meet you :3

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Kami forbid! I don't know what I'd do if I broke a leg!

I'm Dusk-Fur, nice to meet you. Are you up in Sokenzan with the others there?

[three-tree-kitty]

I mean if you broke a leg you'd probably come up to us healers, although I'd imagine you would probably cry alot, it hurts like death.

Also yup I'm up in the mountains with akki and co.

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

I see. I'm supposed to go find Goldenscar.

[three-tree-kitty]

Ah I see I don't recall Goldenscar but judging by their name they're another kitsune or nezumi?

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Hey boss, this thing working? The Order of Jukai don't really teach you how to use things like this. Took me like three hours to set up.

@azzie-beastbinder

[three-tree-kitty]

OMG another reckoner on the multinet :3

Hello im Ruby I don't think I've met you which probably means you haven't broken a leg in the past few weeks hehe.

Anyways nice to meet you :3

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Kami forbid! I don't know what I'd do if I broke a leg!

I'm Dusk-Fur, nice to meet you. Are you up in Sokenzan with the others there?

[three-tree-kitty]

I mean if you broke a leg you'd probably come up to us healers, although I'd imagine you would probably cry alot, it hurts like death.

Also yup I'm up in the mountains with akki and co.

[dusk-is-faster-than-you]

Hey boss, this thing working? The Order of Jukai don't really teach you how to use things like this. Took me like three hours to set up.

@azzie-beastbinder

[three-tree-kitty]

OMG another reckoner on the multinet :3

Hello im Ruby I don't think I've met you which probably means you haven't broken a leg in the past few weeks hehe.

Anyways nice to meet you :3

[avishkari-izzet]

Work life balance is fake and stupid. Here in the Izzet League, no one can stop you from throwing the entirety of your time into your work. I just drank my 4th pot of coffee and have been up for something approaching 48 hours but by Niv I'm going to finish this project even if it kills me.

[relentless-gruul-siegeseer]

Do you need to get out of there and go someplace else? I could fly you around the city or something.

[avishkari-izzet]

If I leave the lab my existence becomes real and the consequences of my actions will find me. Namely the sleep deprivation and too much coffee. Surely I can't be hurt by the consequences of my actions if I don't stop long enough to let those consequences catch up to me.

[three-tree-kitty]

You cannot keep running from the consequences of your actions, the march of time is more persistent than your struggling.

[avishkari-izzet]

Work life balance is fake and stupid. Here in the Izzet League, no one can stop you from throwing the entirety of your time into your work. I just drank my 4th pot of coffee and have been up for something approaching 48 hours but by Niv I'm going to finish this project even if it kills me.

[three-tree-kitty]

Oh no maybe you should take a rest every once in a while doing the same thing ad nausium can make you prone to burnout.

Maybe you should do something else you like for instance blow things up? (I don't know what the Izzet tend to like)

[azzie-beastbinder]

...Something must have gone wrong in Torrezon, I just felt the boss go full silent. That's...not normal.

[three-tree-kitty]

.... We should probably go check on him...

I hope he's okay...

[obscura-omenseeker]

He got into an argument with the bat dads. Just got out of his surgery tho. Most of the metal is out, the scar tissue is out, the pain organ is out, and his organs are back in the right spots. He’s fine, but a little loopy.

[three-tree-kitty]

Bat dads? Metal?! PAIN ORGAN?!?? DON'T YOU MEAN THE BRAIN?!?!?!!!!?!?!

WHAT HAPPENED? what are you talking about? You sound loopy too to be honest.

[eishithepilot]

Based on what he said, the 'pain organ' is his womb and the rest of his female reproductive system.

[monasteryofsaintatraft]

*Take an huge drink of tea*

@three-tree-kitty. This Gouvle. I am here to offer your answer. Make you questions.