The Founder of Mindlatta

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[laughingjokingnumbnuts-blog]

ive finally started half life 2 but honestly this was inspired by gorgeous freeman

his book says ‘PHYSICS FOR NERDS’

[big-bad-r0n]

"Heavenly Sword blahblahblah..."

WHAT THE-!?!?!?!!!!????

[captainveld]

beautiful mindlatta art to start off pridemonth, i love my yaoi life ALSO THIS IS A GIFT FOR @threebigmac-and-fourfreeshfries please appoint me as the official ambassador of mindlatta, thank you for locking in like 6 years ago and conceptualizing them bro you're a LEGEND!!!

[eyeofseee]

Breenr..

[thespacebiker]

PSA TO WHOEVER SAID GORDON FREEMAN WAS INCAPABLE OF SMILING

you were right and im sorry i doubted you

[websitedog]

@maxkillertart

[maxkillertart]

so maybe i know a little too much about gordon freeman models. thanks gmod. 

anyways here’s rating various gordon freeman models smiles. powerpoint by me.

“romka” or male_04 Gordon Freeman. he was a headhack of a reskinned male_04 head and romka’s HEV suit, circa 2009-2010. fan-made. there are 3 examples here, though they all use the same base model (minus cartoony, technically, though he didnt even want to open his mouth. may not even be able to.) rating: 4/10 beta male smile

Gordon Freeman by DPFilms. gritty gordon freeman who looks 40, model dated circa 2012. fan-made. (this might be wrong but gorgeous freeman may be a reskin of this model.) i already don’t like him, he looks like sandpaper. rating: 1/10 can’t even open his mouth

Gordon Freeman Redux by Lenoax, aka grimace Gordon, circa 2018. fan-made. frat bro gordon. he’s decently hi res, and also decently orange. rating: 2/10 he is fucked up. he’s struggling.

Enhanced Survivor Gordon Freeman, a Gordon Freeman model from Half-Life 2: Survivor, a Japan-only arcade version of Half-Life 2. i have no idea how they even got a hold of this but it’s real, circa 2013. Technically official (and was the most official model and preferred by majority for a long time). rating: 5.5/10 his little chihuahua smile is endearing but still a little fucked up

Half Life: Alyx Gordon, aka the most official (and detailed) Gordon Freeman model yet, 2020. Official.  the source 1 faceposer didn’t agree with the source 2 facial flexes, so i had to make do. I tried to use the least amount of facial flexes while trying to stay true to the default grin setting parameters. rating: 6/10 looks human but still very “grin and bear it”. suffering post-graduate with nothing to live for (accurate to his character?)

so anyways. everyone loses. this man can’t smile. plus im like 90% sure OP’s photos where doctored in faceapp. hahstag callout post.

[antlerpunk]

MATTER NEVER GOES AWAY! IT JUST CHANGES SHAPE!

THAT ISN'T TRUE! IT'S MORE OF AN ALLEGORY.

SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT

HOW FAR WE'VE COME! LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME!

[antlerpunk]

dividends in your sequel

[clownplushie]

congrats to tommy on graduating the g-man school

[ambrotypical]

an absolutely mortifying experience, but a good outcome

[spaceistheplaceart]

more bubby and the cat he didnt want

[phillip-bankss]

[juvlatim]

Gordon Freeman

[juvlatim]

Gordon Freeman

[crunchabletincan]

baaulp made another character with a drink gimmick. you know what that means

[starbreak]

gordons fifth DUI

[captnemesis]

Doodle dump…. If u see me draw the same character in different poses THATS IS NOT ME. Anyways more Addy my favorite goon

Some Half life 1 doodles I don’t feel like tagging

[swaggytimee]

scientist and his assistant

[brokendeerteeth]

Based on chapter 7 of this fic I read by PoloYaoman on Ao3