[threecatsandapiggle]

New Parents

"Baby's awake..."

"Someone smells like they need a change!"

"I think I might have gotten three hours of sleep."

"Have you seen the baby blanket?"

"You look exhausted."

"Is the baby seat in your car or mine?"

"They're finally asleep."

"Can you take the baby for a little while?"

"Are you making that smell or am I?"

"Laundry again?"

"Excuse me while I pass out on the floor."

"Can you take out the trash?"

"Baby spit up on the dog again."

"You want to go out for dinner? Are you insane?"

"Are there any bottles made up?"

"Did you grab any diapers?"

"How many bags do we need?"

"Shh! Baby's been sleeping for a while now."

"Can I borrow a shirt?"

"Playpen, stroller, high chair, diaper bag, cooler, floor bumpers, eating mat... I think we're ready to go visiting!"

"Did you remember the baby?"

"I had to tell a lady in the grocery store not to stick her head in the carrier."

"Your turn."

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send 'College' and I'll generate a number 1-57 and create a college-verse starter.

(Inspired by this post)

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[tsukiakarinoniji-archive]

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

[memes-for-muses]

Sentence startes! (injured & abused edition)

-“Oh, finaly you are awake! We found you in a horrid state…”

-“You are not supposed to move. Lay still!”

-“I hope you learned your lesson.”

-“Who did this atrocity to you?!”

-“Don’t you dare to tell anyone.”

-“No one will hear you here.”

-“Stop screaming!”

-“Please, wake up…”

-“Does it hurt if I touch?”

-“We should find you a doctor.”

-“How many fingers can you see?”

-“It’s time to teach you a lesson.”

[taylordraws]

the way zen looks at shirayuki tho

[hisvigilance-blog]

INDEPENDENT ( Zen Wistalia ) Akagami no Shirayukihime RP. 8 + roleplay experience. OC friendly. open to crossovers. Indie Akagami no Shirayukihime RP.

S  e  c  o  n  d     p     r     i    n     c     e     of     C  L  A  R  I  N  E  S

                          ( cover photo credit to ofsorcerers )

[musingmemes]

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

[rosecorcoranwrites]

Writing Asks for Authors

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you some of these. Write as much or as little as you want :)

1) Do you title your chapters, or just have “1″, “2″, “3″ etc.? 2) Do you have one or multiple protagonists? 4) Do you have any villain protagonists? Hero antagonist (is that a thing)? Would you classify your antagonist as a villain? 3) Prologues: for or against? 4) Epilogues: for or against? 5) Is your story linear, or do you jump around in time? 6) The setting: our world or fantasy world? 7) What time period does your story take place in (or what would be the equivalent, if your setting isn’t our world)? 8) Do you have any overarching themes/images/motifs in your story? If so, what are they? 9) Is your book a one shot or part of a series? 10) How many words does/will your book have? How many chapters? 11) Do you try to keep chapters roughly the same length or not? 12) Do you write fiction or nonfiction? What genres would you classify your book as (memoir, history, sci-fi, contemporary fiction, etc)? What sub-genres would you classify your book as (steampunk, comedy, chick lit, alternate history, etc)? 13) Is your book first, second, or third person? Present or past tense? Told from one or multiple points of view? 14) Who do you see as your target audience? 15) If you have a title picked out, what is it and why did you choose it?

[shizukku]

I´m really happy that you´re here with me right now…

[threecatsandapiggle]

tAG dUMP:

[nocentis-a]

                     Growing D A R K N E S S taking dawn,                          I was me, but now he’s G O N E.

                                             ╰↼ rules | headcanons | verses ⇁╮

[purifyed]

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

[nocentis-a]

✋

Meme || Accepting

“—Have I done something wrong?” 

It was peculiar enough that the only Inn to be found in this town was near completely booked, shoving them in a room the size of a walk-in closet on a good day. Perhaps his words had been too racy? Though he swore he had been careful.

[threecatsandapiggle]

“No I suppose not.” As she looked around she couldn’t help but roll her eyes. There was no way that this room was supposed to fit two people. Let alone the two of them.  Natsumi lifted her head, shoving him onto the bed was about as violent as she was going to get right then and there. With a heavy sigh she sat back on her heels. “I’ll sleep on the floor tonight.” It wasn’t that she was against sharing a bed, she had done that many times with people she had liked less, it was more what she thought he was comfortable with.

[dragons-rpmeme]

Send '✋' to push and pin my muse down on their bed

[threecatsandapiggle]

“We’ve Returned. the Mun finally has time to do things now and Is apologizing profusely for being gone so long.”

[threecatsandapiggle]

“The mun apologizes for not being on lately, she’s been sick. and will have to take a few more days off. Our apologies, but we promise to get to work on replies soon.”

[memesforu-blog]

My muse models a brand new outfit for yours. Send their reaction.

[webofroses]

@akumanoken this could be a thing!!