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2061 (1987) by Michael Whelan, cover for the book by Arthur C. Clarke
People getting upset about a run of the mill "the hero is bad!!?!" cliffhanger in the name of Kirby and Simon's legacy in the same week DC released a major comic that continues to incorporate Watchmen is so on-the-nose stupid that I physically strain to comprehend it.
I want to give you an award for this. An assault on a comics legendâs legacy happened this week, alright, but it was Alan Moore, not Jack Kirby or Joe Simon.
Yes, but Alan Moore is a "problematic fave" who makes comics about nasty things sometimes, whereas Kirby and Simon are dead so we can make them agree with us all day long.
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Yeah, totally my motto.
So if Cloak and Dagger aren't Mutants, then what are they? Eternals? Olympians? or don't tell me, another "Nuhumans"?
Theyâre guys who got powers from experimental drugs.
Are we not using "mutates" as a noun anymore?
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In 1979, Heavy Metal Magazine hired Stephen R. Bissette and Rick Veitch to produce a comic adaptation of Steven Spielbergâs newest film 1941. This is the letter from Spielberg, to the then-editor at Heavy Metal, responding to seeing the finished comic book. A hilarious piece of comic AND film history.
A nifty little piece of history, especially for those of us (like Jeff) who feel the comic adaptation of 1941 is a far better and bolder piece of work than the film it adapts.
Bitch Planet: More Ras Kass than Chuck D
One of the things I think a lot about, and frankly, write a lot about, is this idea of chasing the sublime image. Â Whether in my own art, or in the art that I am viewing, what Iâm looking for is those images which transcend translation, and speak to an experience beyond text. Â Images that link up with the poetic truth of an extrastential experience. Â I think that, even though our culture is largely subsumed in images, those images are largely unimportant images. Â They are the images of commerce, but not the images of the holy. Â If that makes sense. Â I think looking for, and creating beauty are two of the more worthwhile things that you can do to pass the time while living. Â Tarkvosky writes about this in his book Sculpting in Time: The allotted function of art is not, as is often assumed, to put across ideas, to propagate thoughts, to serve as example. Â The aim of art is to to prepare a person for death, to plough and harrow his soul, rendering it capable of turning to good.â
As I have said in the past, when I talk about the pursuit of the sublime, I am talking about the pursuit of death. Â The thing which is outside of life, and that stops us in our tracks; the thing that if we were to gaze upon it would destroy all desire for further image. Â All life builds to this final image, and art is, at it best function, an iconographic representation placing itself between the artist and the viewer, and uniting the audience not with the ideas of the artist, but the ideas of beauty which already exist within that said audience. But these impulses have been perverted. Â Beauty has been changed from something that allows us to understand that which is outside of life, into something that makes us desire life itself. Â It creates a need, not for death, but a need for life in all of its turmoil, pain, and exploitation. Â The image has changed from that which removes us from the pain of living, to that which entrenches us further within it. Â It does this for purposes of exploitation and control. Â You are made to desire a false image of beauty so that the company can sell you and control you. Â It is the removal of your own interior beauty, for the sake of an exterior master class who through money, can most ably jump you through whatever hoops they need to, because you think that you need their message, their product. Â The image goes from a thing that is beyond text, to the thing which follows text around limply and pathetic. Â It becomes the thing we have to go through to get to the message which makes us feel a controlled way with a predictable set of outcomes. Â Artists are then trained out of their ability to listen, in favor of their ability to speak. Â But art is not speaking, it is listening. Â And I should note here, when I say things like âart is this or art is thatâ Iâm not saying it as a concrete declaration. Â Iâm saying it as âI think that this is the state in which things can be the most powerful, and this is my reasoning whyâ. Â Anyone can do anything, but for me, I am interested in these things which induce extreme feelings in me, and linger for decades versus the things which I canât remember a week after I saw them.Â
This brings us to Bitch Planet. Â A comic book published by Image, co-created by Valentine De Landro and Kelly Sue Deconnick; with lettering by Clayton Cowles, Colors by Cris Peter, and additional line art for issue #3 by Robert Wilson IV. Â Bitch Planet is a thick brushed textural dystopian science fiction comic about women who have been cast out of society to an auxiliary outpost facility on a planet far away to live out the remainder of their lives away from earth societies. Â These women labeled as ânon-compliantâ for reasons ranging from murder and assault to disrespect and adultery. Â The first five issues largely serve to introduce a group of these women and the larger society that exists around the construction of this facility, and then move the story into some inter-gender kind of future rugby death sport, though we only glimpse this in the final issue with a practice match against the prison guards.
The book is something of an ensemble cast, but only in the sense that the character who makes all of the meaningful decisions in the book for the women (Kamau Kogo) is not the character that the artist has the most interest and fidelity in drawing on the page (Penelope Rolle). Â This is complicated further by the fact that 1/5th of the book is given over to Rolleâs origin story, which is strangely drawn NOT by the artist (De Landro) who draws the character the best, but rather by Robert Wilson IV, whose Rolle is significantly less interesting(and smaller, even as an adult). Â Itâs also strange that none of this backstory comes organically from interacting with the rest of the cast, but just as a flashback that Rolle has while some random prison thing is done to her over the course of a single issue. But then given how little meaningful interaction there actually is between the women in this comic, it makes sense why youâd HAVE to just force in a flashback.
To that end, there is no real complication within the women of Bitch Planet. Â Right off the bat they pretty much trust each other, and start working together toward larger goalsâwhich is useful in terms of speeding the book into the gladiator matches(which still donât even really take place in full force by issue 5), but because of this decision, you never really get to grips with who these women are and how their different identities operate together, and then before you know it, one of them is dead, and three more have been added.
Artistically the book is drowning to depict its script.  Bitch Planet takes place in the future, but all of the fashion is pretty much what you would expect from a comic set in the present day.  Men mostly wear the same suits theyâve worn in comics for 50 years.  Women have no real clear sense of style rooted in any kind of attempt to create an era.  Guards wear the same kind of standard comic book body armor youâve seen a million times.  Hands sometimes get drawn.  Faces often donât.  Large crowds become blobby masses of faceless heads taking up space so that the backgrounds can remain mostly empty and unrefined.  Which is fine because comics donât really need backgrounds.  But because you never once see the surface of Bitch Planet, or an establishing shot of the prison, or exteriors of where people are on earth you completely lose your sense of scale and place.  Even though weâre made to believe that women can easily be sent to Bitch Planet, and soâŠyouâd think there would be like millions of women on the planet and overcrowding a real issue(I mean they send women there just because guys want out of their marriages, or just for likeâŠlooking at men wrong!) because of the lack of a sense of space or scale, and the blobular nature of crowdsâit really does feel like thereâs less than 50 people on the planet.  Which again, doesnât make very much sense.  Unless you are saying that the women who are there are the worst of the worstâbut if that were the case, then why do they work together so well?  I mean everyone at Bitch Planet seems pretty well adjusted.  And I mean, the only reason you start thinking about these dissonances is because the actual style of the book is fairly realist, it doesnât really ask you to put logic aside at many points visually.  And thereâs so much emphasis on explaining and setting up in the book, that when those things donât add up, it is kind of jarring.
Thereâs a two-page spread of the prison interior early on, and in retrospect you can look at it and tell which characters had to be delineated and which ones did not. Â Anyone who didnât have to be drawn on those pages, became an inky ill-formed barf of a person. Â Even the layouts are largely restricted because of how many words have to be fit into them. Â You only really understand how much De Landro is holding back when you get to the largely wordless shower scene where suddenly the layouts become quite inventive, and the pages become much more dynamic. Â Thereâs not much of a sense of play in the art of Bitch Planet. Â It is very much art that is depicting a script, not complicating it through exploration.
The script itself is all over the place. Â One minute Kogo is being tortured to get her to confess to a murder she didnât commit, and then the next minute sheâs being told to assembly a crack future-rugby team with little to no connection between the two sentiments. Â I mean they say they tortured her for 18 days, but in the end, itâs just to ask her to start up this game? Â And why did they accuse Kogo of the crime and not anyone else in the prison? Â And why do they need someone to confess to a crime anyways? Â Sheâs already IN jail, and the implication is that sheâs there for life. If the goal of the prison is actually just to reform these womenâwhy do they need to be on another planet for that? Â All of the brainwashing is handled by technology anyways. Â And then the torture itself is isolation, noise, starvationâwhich are all things that are really hard to depict visually in a few panels, and arenât that interesting to look at. Â Itâs also a pretty sexless prison. Â Thereâs one couple, but they can only make out in the shower because they let a guard watch, but they have to do it in the shower, because the guards canât watch? Â So in the distant future prisons have become really hostile toward homosexuality? Â And then Kogoâs whole reason for not wanting to play the megaton game is because theyâll lose and get humiliated, but routinely we see her and Rolle beat up gangs of men like they are superheroesâso thereâs no indication that the two of them are any less strong than men, and in fact, Kogo is shown to be superhumanly strong when she rips a showerhead out of the floor, flips, and then breaks down the wall with the pole. Â
Thereâs a constant sense of things in Bitch Planet  happening because they have to happen, not because they should happenâand they happen largely to the detriment of any kind of development of an emotional core of the book.  The book has some terrific depictions of some of the more sinister manifestations of patriarchal rule(particularly the scene with the waitresses in the gold dresses who are harassed and at once everywhere and nowhere)âbut thatâs all they are, is depictions.  Theyâre not really seated in anything.  And while the bookâs decision to make the cast predominantly people of color, and mostly black women, is very good, and I think itâs nice just to see not only different races depicted in a comic, but also different body typesâI mean on the whole that, the empowering marketing campaign, and the bookâs politics are all things that I agree with and likeâbut the problem is that the message is just the message.  And I already agreed with the message.  The message doesnât hit.  You donât feel it.  You hear it. Thereâs no complication in Bitch Planet because all it is is the expression of a logical and sensible world view.  And thatâs certainly a valid thing to do, and not insignificant in the current climate.  However, the difference between Ras Kass and Chuck D was that Ras Kass TOLD you the nature of the threat, Chuck D made you FEEL the nature of threat.  And if you just asked âwhoâs Ras Kassâ? Exactly.
The book was originally marketed as a book owing to the exploitation cinema of the 60s and 70s, and the covers for the book still attest to that. Â But whatâs interesting with exploitation or trash cinema is that maybe a lot of things in those works were low budgetâor poorly executedâbut the works that we remember 50 years later, we remember them because it was complicated problematic troubled truth coming from the fringes. Â It was the passion of the Image. Â Like you donât really remember the parts about Thriller(1973) that were just Christina Lindberg being drugged and raped and objectified by the cameraâyou remember her with an eye patch and a shotgun fucking dudes upâyou feel those images, and they mean something beyond the sum of their parts. Â The fucked up energy of the whole also created the same space for these weird things weâd never seen before, that could be extracted and taken with us for strength. Â Thereâs nothing like that in Bitch Planet. Â Thereâs no passion to it, thereâs no rage in its pages. Â Thereâs no danger. Â And the thing is, we are in an era where women are becoming as dangerous as ever. Â Where Nicki Minaj shakes her ass in a video, and half the internet sets itself on fire. Â Where Beyonce calling herself a feminist in a music video pisses MRAs and white feminists off for totally opposite, and equally ridiculous reasons. Â There is stuff going on right now. Â Right now in 2015, people are wildly uncomfortable with dealing with womenâbut that fear isnât really directly confronted here. Â Itâs certainly not meaningfully pushed back at. Â I wish this book was its marketing, because I very much wish this book was a problem for people. Â But itâs not. Â Itâs just another thing thatâs the most important thing ever that you need to support because if you donât then blah. Â Just like everything else. Â It will probably be a shitty movie in 5 years. Â Weâre selling people what they want, not giving them what they need.
Wow.
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At Don Chingon in Park Slope Brooklyn, chef German Villatoro fills a handmade tortilla about three and a half feet in diameter with chicken, steak, carnitas, chorizo, cheese, rice, beans and salsa. Interested participants may purchase one of these ludicrous things for $150, which seems like a lot, until you consider the prize that awaits you. Â If you finish the 30-pound Gran Chingon (huge badass) burrito in an hour, you become a 10 percent owner of the restaurant. Â [..]Â The restaurant makes it very clear that, while they certainly hope some trencherman out there pulls off the feat, they wonât be responsible for any issues that might arise during an attempt, saying in the rules, âDon Chingon will not accept any responsibility for death or illness.â
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I donât know exactly why the idea of an Old Rickety-Ass Han Solo action figure is so funny to me, but I really enjoy this.  I enjoy how this feels.  I enjoy thinking about all the different kinds of people who might end up playing with this.  Little kids who get this from their grandparents having to be like, âOkay.  Well.  Yay, play is⊠funâŠ?  Oh Donât worry- youâll get my present right next year, Grandpa (if youâre still with us).â  Adult toy people getting handed this and being like âoh shit, I have to start planning from my retirement.  Where did my life gooooooo?â  People who are like âI bet I can fit Harrison Fordâs elderly body into my ass.â There, Iâm just imagining me. Iâm wearing a suit, and confetti is falling down all around me while I spin around with my arms out in slow-mo.  Itâs my birthday! Â
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Hereâs a 1977 letter to Jimmy Page that name-drops Ordo Templi Orientis delegate (and Marvel Comics writer) Steve Englehart. (More on that here.)
Jeff really needs to get on tracking down Englehart for that @waitwhatpod interview. Questions need answering.
A Lot of Words About Season 2 of Review
Well, thatâs it. Â All of season 2 of Review has aired. Â Itâs all yours now, to watch, rewatch, binge-watch, wrist watch etc. Â Itâs great to know that all 19 of the episodes weâve made so far will always be available - on iTunes, the Comedy Central app or whatever the huvuflixflexbox of the future may be. Â I look forward to hearing from the late discoverers of tomorrow but I am especially thankful to all you magnificent people out there who have not yet figured out how to cancel your cable and who used it to watch Review these past 10 weeks. Â It has been a great pleasure to experience the season with you.
But that is barely the beginning of the thanks that I intend to offer here. Â Iâm full of gratitude tonight and, with your indulgence, would like to shed some light on people whoâs contributions to the show have, I feel, Â gone under appreciated. Â As the face of the show, I get most of the attention and too much of the credit. Â That ends now god dammit!
First let me say that this is an amazing time to be working at Comedy Central. Â Jeff Blitz and I (more about him soon) know well how lucky we are to work with network folks who trust us to deliver something great and give us helpful notes and understand that we canât always see our way to implementing them. Their faith is us makes us do the best work we know how to do. Â So thanks Comedy Central and Kent Alterman in particular. Â Screen Rant recently published a list of the 10 funniest shows on TV and 5 of them were developed under Kent Alterman at Comedy Central. Â Thatâs no coincidence. Â Kent loves comedy, appreciates talent and knows when to jump in and when to let people run free. Â Heâs stuck his neck out for me and this show, so thanks Kent!
The name Jeff Blitz is conspicuously absent from most of whatâs been written about Review. It was true in season 1 and itâs true in season 2. It ainât right. Jeff runs the writing room with me and is responsible for so much of what you like about Review, so many of its greatest moments. And as the director of every episode, he created the look and feel of the show and fosters an atmosphere that allows everyone in the cast and crew to do their best work. Give the man his due!
And Andy Blitz too! Â He was our other Executive Producer this season, always providing wise council, hilarious jokes and a sensibility all his own. He gave life - and death - to Clovers among many many other wonderful contributions.
The rest of our writers - Leo Allen, Jessie Cantrell, Kevin Dorff, Gavin Steckler and Rich Talarico all made huge and hilarious contributions to every episode. Â A murderers row of comedy geniuses expertly and collaboratively bringing a sense of âyes andâ to our room discussions that allowed this season to reach itâs crazy heights. Â Thanks, you guys!
Nate Young produced the fuck out of this show! It doesnât really make any sense what we were able to accomplish this season given our budget. Â We destroyed multiple houses, lost a man at sea, had a full scale battle scene, transformed me into an orange Hulk, and so on and so on. Â I kept waiting to be told âyou canât do any of thisâ but Nate made it happen and somehow always kept his cool. Â Thanks Nate!
I also canât say enough great things about our amazing editors, Yana Gorskaya and Dane MacMaster. If you think of editing as a technical exercise, you need to see some great editors at work. Theyâre every bit the storytellers that our writers and actors are. So many of our best moments were created by Dane and Yana and many of my favorite pieces of Forrest narration were inspired or suggested by them. PLUS they know how to use computers and stuff. I am in awe of them.
I donât need to tell you how great our supporting cast and guest actors were. You saw that for yourself. But itâs worth mentioning here that every single person we brought into our little world to play with us was a total joy to spend time with. Â And that goes for the crew too. Â DP Ben Kasulke is an unfailingly positive and happy spirit and so is our other cameraman Marc Carter. Â Our sound departments, hair, makeup wardrobe, all total sweethearts who did fantastic work.
There are many more people who worked on this show who deserve a special shout out here, people like our very talented writersâ assistant Joe Dolce who transcribed hours and hours of deeply boring conversations about who Forrest is and what he would and would not do and kept a steady stream of iced coffee flowing through my adrenal system. Â Thank you Joe! Â And what about Casey Stewart? Â And Jason Williams? And Vladimir, the man who falls down stairs so I donât have to and taught me how to punch Rich Talarico at that ATM? Â So so many great people helping to make this show that I am so very proud of. Â Thank you thank you thank you.
And how about a shout out to my incredible wife Carri Levinson who was not only great as Beth in this seasonâs second episode - in a scene that will one day cause our children to run away from home - but also kept me together during the crazy year it took to make this season and is the wisest and funnest person to talk to about Review (and everything else). Thanks Carri!
And the last thing Iâll say is that if this is a golden age of television, itâs also a golden age of writing about television. Â I canât believe the thoughtful and incredibly well-written articles that people have published about our show this year. Â Iâll close with a bunch of links to some of the articles we at Review have loved the most. Â And yes, this will serve as a kind of a victory lap because we got some amazing review this season and I would kind of like for you to read âem. Â
Well no, the LAST thing Iâll say is that we donât know yet whether we will or wonât get to make any more episodes of Review. Â Iâve heard from a bunch of people who would love to see another season and we would love to make one and I will keep you posted. Â Okay thanks again for watching. Â Itâs been fun ride (for me, not Forrest).
Emily Stephens reviewed every episode of Review season 2 for The AV Club. Â This is a link to her review for the season premiere. Â All of these are great and though I was afraid to at first, I read a lot of the comments too and man, I enjoyed them.
http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/review-brawl-blackmail-gloryhole-223083
Emily Nussbaum, writing for The New Yorker: http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/rate-culture
Hereâs the piece Emily Nussbaum cites, Sean T. Collinsâ interview with James Urbaniak for The Observer: http://observer.com/2015/08/the-walter-white-of-comedy-james-urbaniak-on-review-and-rise-of-funny-antiheroes/
Neil Genzlinger in the New York Times. The New York Times!! http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/30/arts/television/comedy-centrals-review-and-its-hapless-critic-return.html?_r=0
And then, of course, thereâs this important food for thought by Jenny Jaffe and Gabriel Laks, writing for Vulture: http://www.vulture.com/2015/09/review-takes-place-in-purgatory.html
Slowly, but surely, the backlog of terribly late commissions gets reduced. Apologies to those waiting.
My goodness.