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@threecorando
Click the drive link above. Available to watch without downloading!
Link to deleted scenes without commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIrwxyLCO8o
Ket’s back with more Eragon movie commentary! This time I’ve dredged up the deleted scenes (or at least the ones they’ve released on the DVD, but more on that later…) and watched them without preparation besides a 10+ year old memory of them. Enjoy!
I’m a simple man
I see a fossil
I lick it
Gonna get this as a tattoo one day
@weirdponytail but youre a woman
Also
The inheritance cycle
The inheritance cycle if eragon wasnt the biggest dumbass to have ever walked alegesia
Image prompt
@weirdponytail *grabs trunk and put it on ship*
@threecorando bruh there’s either a ship already under the ground there or a whole fucking dragon do you wanna take that risk??
Me: Pulls log Dragon: OwO
Eragon with Brom and Joed in Teirm
what up im Eragon im 15 and i never fucking learned how to read
@threecorando wait wait wait
Is it just me…or did the movie poster makers photoshop a mullet into Eragon??? His hair wasn’t that long in the movie was it??
@weirdponytail maybe its his dumb leaking out
this is superior humor
My favourite kind of humour
@threecorando
@weirdponytail never seen tumblr post more tailored to me
This meme is gold
No, its pyrite
Fool’s meme…
Bismuth: So you have chosen death
Ertebølle Culture
The Ertebølle culture was a culture of hunter and gatherers who lived between 5300BC-3950BC in modern day Denmark and southern Sweden. Even though the culture is linked to Denmark and southern Sweden, the people of the Ertebølle culture had virtually identical genes with the people of Northern Germany and the Northern Netherlands. The Dutch Swifterbant culture, about which I have written a post before, is the most similar culture to that of the Ertebølle culture.
The name of the culture itself is named after a kitchen midden found in the village of Ertebølle in Denmark. The Ertebølle people lived close to the coasts between modern day Netherlands and Denmark (pretty much the later territory of the kingdom of Frisia) and their food consisted of a lot of sea food like mussels, oysters and fish.
The climate of Denmark was wildly different during the end of the mesolithic era compared to the climate in which the Germanic people lived, the iron age. Temperatures were about three degrees celcius higher than they are today and the sea level was 3 meters higher than today. Denmark, Northern Germany and the Netherlands was filled with primeval lush forests and rich with a wide range of animals and edible plants. Perfect lands for a hunter and gathere culture.
The Ertebølle culture is mostly known for its kitchen midden remnants which consisted of huge piles of shells of seafood. These kitchen middens could be very long, the kitchen midden after which the culture is named, is about 140 meters long and just full with piles of seashells. Not only remains of seafood have been discovered in these middens, bones of otter, wolf, deer, boar, auroch, bear, fox, lynx, eagle, beaver and seals have also been found at these kitchen middens.
Their main weapon of hunting these animals was the bow and arrow but just like their Swifterbant relatives, they used fishing nets in order to catch their seafood. The Ertebølle culture was truly one of the very first cultures in the world that established a coastal fishermen’s lifestyle.
The homes of these Ertebølle people looked rather different if you compare them to the houses of other European mesolithic people. The Ertebølle people lived in small cottages made of wood and sometimes with thatched roofs. Some of the cottages might have been covered in animal skins. They were however also able to make wattle walls. The climate in Denmark was warm enough during the end of the mesolithic age to not have needed special isolated homes against the cold.
The Ertebølle people also hollowed out trees to make canoes in order to travel on rivers and lakes. They could have been used to transport goods to another settlement just like what the Swifterbant culture people did but they could also have been used for fishing of course.
How did these Ertebølle people look like? We do not exactly know how they should have looked like but we have some ideas based on DNA research of several remains. The average life expectancy was only 35 years old but remains of people older than 60 have been found which suggests that infant mortality was quite high. Sex determination is also difficult to perform since the females were actually quite robust. The DNA of the Ertebølle and Swifterbant people are linked to the Cro Magnon, these people were fairly light skinned with possible blue eyes.
The Ertebølle culture is very interesting to explore and perhaps, if more settlements were found across the coastline between the Netherlands and Denmark, the Swifterbant and the Ertebølle people were actually one single culture instead of two distinctly different ones. This is very well possible judging by the fact that they are genetically identical and lived very similar lifes.
Here are photos of: Ertebølle cottage reconstruction, Artists interpretation of an Ertebølle cottage, The remains of an Ertebølle girl from Tybrind Vig, Ertebølle flint tools, Ertebølle canoe, Reconstruction of a face of a Dutch Swifterbant which is also how an Ertebølle male would have looked like since the two cultures are genetically identical, Map showing Ertebølle finds/territory,
@weirdponytail ertebølle is a real word consisting a of “erte/to tease” and “bølle/to bully”. Make of that what you want
@threecorando …are you trying to tell me it’s tsundere?
@weirdponytail ask your japanese teacher what a tsundere is as i cant be bothered
Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
Stab
I tried to hold an angry cat
someone put an iron on my hand
My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.
I got a couple left over from chicken pox.
tried to climb a dead tree
as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth
Twisted up in rusty metal chains.
got one from a sledding accident and one from learning That’s Why We Don’t Cook Barefoot
Threw a weeding fork into the top of my foot
Was holding a cat next to a metal sink and someone threw a fistful of silverware in from 5 feet away.
The time dumbass young me didnt know why you dont hold your hand behind what you cut
Ertebølle Culture
The Ertebølle culture was a culture of hunter and gatherers who lived between 5300BC-3950BC in modern day Denmark and southern Sweden. Even though the culture is linked to Denmark and southern Sweden, the people of the Ertebølle culture had virtually identical genes with the people of Northern Germany and the Northern Netherlands. The Dutch Swifterbant culture, about which I have written a post before, is the most similar culture to that of the Ertebølle culture.
The name of the culture itself is named after a kitchen midden found in the village of Ertebølle in Denmark. The Ertebølle people lived close to the coasts between modern day Netherlands and Denmark (pretty much the later territory of the kingdom of Frisia) and their food consisted of a lot of sea food like mussels, oysters and fish.
The climate of Denmark was wildly different during the end of the mesolithic era compared to the climate in which the Germanic people lived, the iron age. Temperatures were about three degrees celcius higher than they are today and the sea level was 3 meters higher than today. Denmark, Northern Germany and the Netherlands was filled with primeval lush forests and rich with a wide range of animals and edible plants. Perfect lands for a hunter and gathere culture.
The Ertebølle culture is mostly known for its kitchen midden remnants which consisted of huge piles of shells of seafood. These kitchen middens could be very long, the kitchen midden after which the culture is named, is about 140 meters long and just full with piles of seashells. Not only remains of seafood have been discovered in these middens, bones of otter, wolf, deer, boar, auroch, bear, fox, lynx, eagle, beaver and seals have also been found at these kitchen middens.
Their main weapon of hunting these animals was the bow and arrow but just like their Swifterbant relatives, they used fishing nets in order to catch their seafood. The Ertebølle culture was truly one of the very first cultures in the world that established a coastal fishermen’s lifestyle.
The homes of these Ertebølle people looked rather different if you compare them to the houses of other European mesolithic people. The Ertebølle people lived in small cottages made of wood and sometimes with thatched roofs. Some of the cottages might have been covered in animal skins. They were however also able to make wattle walls. The climate in Denmark was warm enough during the end of the mesolithic age to not have needed special isolated homes against the cold.
The Ertebølle people also hollowed out trees to make canoes in order to travel on rivers and lakes. They could have been used to transport goods to another settlement just like what the Swifterbant culture people did but they could also have been used for fishing of course.
How did these Ertebølle people look like? We do not exactly know how they should have looked like but we have some ideas based on DNA research of several remains. The average life expectancy was only 35 years old but remains of people older than 60 have been found which suggests that infant mortality was quite high. Sex determination is also difficult to perform since the females were actually quite robust. The DNA of the Ertebølle and Swifterbant people are linked to the Cro Magnon, these people were fairly light skinned with possible blue eyes.
The Ertebølle culture is very interesting to explore and perhaps, if more settlements were found across the coastline between the Netherlands and Denmark, the Swifterbant and the Ertebølle people were actually one single culture instead of two distinctly different ones. This is very well possible judging by the fact that they are genetically identical and lived very similar lifes.
Here are photos of: Ertebølle cottage reconstruction, Artists interpretation of an Ertebølle cottage, The remains of an Ertebølle girl from Tybrind Vig, Ertebølle flint tools, Ertebølle canoe, Reconstruction of a face of a Dutch Swifterbant which is also how an Ertebølle male would have looked like since the two cultures are genetically identical, Map showing Ertebølle finds/territory,
@weirdponytail ertebølle is a real word consisting a of “erte/to tease” and “bølle/to bully”. Make of that what you want
Yummy walls
For a little context, this was the first time any of the players or me had ever played and our elf boi was very confused
DM(me): You wake up in a cold dark cell
Elf boi: I lick the walls
@threecorando @consensualprobing sounds like normal Ket the Half Elf Ranger behavior to me…
@weirdponytail mmmyes thats mold
if i see the words “the Next Game of Thrones” in a headline one more time so help me
Especially when said fantasy is older than game of thrones (yes i know its a song of ice and fire)
Also, I'm sorry it took me so long to get to this, I didn't even see it. Have not been getting notified about anything here recently.
As for how I pictured him, it would be tall, surprisingly muscular with kind of sunken features, a hooked nose, white/grey beard that's decently long (?) (I don't know facial hair lengths or whatever), medium length hair, and slightly pointed ears hidden beneath said hair.
I did like Jeremy Iron's voice though. He seemed like, one of the three people in that film that actually gave an ounce of a fuck to try and faithfully portray their character.
I thoroughly enjoyed Jeremy Irons, though I’m biased when it comes to him. Give him a longer beard, somewhat longer hair, and buff him up a bit and I’d be satisfied.
Honestly a lot of it for me is his eyes. Jeremy Irons has incredibly expressive eyes that can be both intimidating/lighting anger but also extremely kind. Sorry I like Irons a lot.
Brom:
The idea of ‘Feral Scientist’ is just so Fucking Funny to me, like ‘i just found this dude on the side of the road muttering about quantum physics is it rabid’ like thats just any scientist
Adopt, don’t buy! In the current environment of anti-intellectualism and austerity, many labs are simply abandoning their scientists. These strays are full of love for the right home! They might be timid and shy at first, but show them some love and before you know it they’ll be curled up in your lap telling you about their research. You’ll never find a friend as dedicated and loyal as a rescue scientist.
First of all:
I feel personally attacked rn
Second of all:
Unhand me and return me to the ocean, where i belong
Ket: *Garbled rabid flailing as @threecorando drags away from a volcano* THIS IS MY NATIVE HABITAT!
Cor: We’re a catch and release program! You can go back to rocks after you get your shots!!
Wildlife ranger: Cor you cant keep that... Cor: Why not? Wildlife ranger: They dont belong in the norwegian fauna. They belong in the subtropic and would struggle to survive once the temperature reaches 5 Celsius Cor: She dosent even know what a clesius is!
I would just like to adress the world community and assure the public that we have no connection to the covid virus. And we urge you all to practice hygiene and 1 meter distance . Thank you for your attention
I can’t decide what’s better: elves being a tricked-out version of humans, or the races having similar appearances but completely different physiologies.
An elf goes to a human hospital and the doctors are like holy fuck. You broke our blood typing machine.
“Sir, the results are in, and technically you are a fungus.”
@lords-of-the-empire
Relevant.
and VALID.
@weirdponytail the blood test are in and it seems youre just a human with long hair and strange ears. Weve talked with the community and youll be getting a job grilling burgers
YA’LL MY BOSS GOT ME SHARK SOCKS
@weirdponytail those arent shark socks
THESE are shark socks!
