You know what, I really get Eren, I too, would become genocidal if I had to relive my parents making me
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@threefacedandfanged
You know what, I really get Eren, I too, would become genocidal if I had to relive my parents making me
Most reasonable crashout
DO NOT inquire about the state of your friend’s mental health. DO NOT ask him how his job at Borgin and Burke’s is going. DO NOT ask why he kind of looks like a snake now. DO NOT ask what kind of meat his robes are made out of.
Voldemort in the Lady Gaga meat dress for anon!
I am only a handful of crappy humans interactions away from going absolutely feral and running away to some ancient forest and becoming a new local myth.
At what point does everything become indistinguishable from nothing? That is a question my body and soul asks itself every day.
i feel like even a tentacle monster polymorph, such as myself, which would have such control over their own body would still have elements that are involuntary. for example, i have curly hair. everytime i wake up theres always one Very Dense coil of hair that exists. its always there and i stopped trying to get rid of it lmao.
i cant not see parallels between my curly hair and my Eldritch-ness: waking up and having to untangle your own damn tentacles and theres still that damned dense curl you cant do anything about no matter how hard you try. its so silly but its also, for the lack of a better word, a very humanising thing. keeps an Eldritch humble.
being a void is great because im able to take pretty much any shape i desire .
house cat ? yeah .
large vaguely shaped eldritch monster creature ? also yes .
inanimate objects ? idk probably
The reason I'm so hot is BC I'm actually an eldritch creature. My attractiveness exceeds the confines of this dimension. Bitches love my uncanny girl swag
I am of everything that cannot be accurately described.
Or, perhaps, I am of everything that is described accurately no matter how it is described.
I love being an Eldritch Horror stuck in a space i wasn't designed to fit, i've always been told i move 'weirdly' and it's been happening way more recently. I love knowing things i shouldn't and speaking in odd tones and all the things that mark me as 'other' in some way
Also, i submitted a good while ago about how i thought i might be divinekin before seeing another horror submit something here and im glad to see that more eldritchkin have shown up since ((:
-Local Eldritch Horror
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Hastur the Unspeakable by Robert M. Price
Licensed under CC BY-SA.
Now that I know how to turn dark mode on, I can do this *sends you to the boundless expanse beyond where every struggle you carry seems infinitesimal, and all that is real is the infinity of celestial somethings drifting slowly around you and my gentle presence*
. ⋆ . ✨ ⋆ 👁️. ★ 💫
💫 ✦ ⋆ 🌟 . . ★ 👁️
🌑 🪐 . . 🌙 ✦ . 👁️
☄️ . * ✦ 🌏 ✨ .
★ . 👁️ ★ 👁️. * 🌔
. ⋆ . 💫 ⋆ ✦ ✨ 🌟
⭐️ ✦ ⋆ 🪐 . . ★ 👁️
✨ ✦ 👁️ . ⭐️. ✦ ✨
👁️ ^ . . ^ ✦ . . ✦. .
^ . * ✦ ^ 👁️ . ^
There are only two genders.
Cthulhu and catboy
This is a cryptid. a thing that's more story than tangible being. a shadow in the corner of your eye, a creeping sensation down your back after you stayed up late watching horror movies. this doesn't have a face to look at or a mouth to speak with; this form is constantly shifting and never fully there. this exists only in dark corners, vanishing when you turn on the light. this is nothing but the sensation of being hunted in the back of your mind.
i am not an i. no one can perceive me because i do not exist.
pro tip: if you're an eldritch god, get yourself a friend or partner who is also an eldritch god so you can have conversations incomprehensible to the uninitiated together
Something that sometimes makes me question the validity of my alterhumanity is that my otherkin experience isn’t a ‘was’. It’s distinctly an ‘is and/or will be’, my cosmic, incomprehensible self is a present and a future rather than a past, I am an Egg, a [redacted] waiting to be born, watched over by the Unknown and xir transcendent self. Has anyone else in this community ever experienced such a thing?
eldritchkin and sometimes i feel left out by like. not being able to fully describe what i am. like i'm an amorphous little creature and it's fun but sometimes i'm like. embarassed. to not be like the others. to feel left out even when i thought i found people like me.
-epic e
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Does anyone else run their tongue over their teeth and wonder where their fangs went? Because I do.