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I don’t know what I’m doing, he/him, TERFs fuck off, 18+ bc I’m posting weird shit!

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obi-wan’s overgrown puppy

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Started watching The Boys (a little late I guess lmao). I wanna touch Homelander. Who said that.

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Being based and omegaverse-pilled rn. I won’t apologize

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[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[natureell]

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Lily’s loser bf that she takes everywhere. Don’t be fooled by either of their outward appearances, inside they are very similar.

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Part 1 of the Riddledore comic…

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Job troubles

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One year ago to the day, I went on a date with a guy who said he didn’t have hobbies and also didn’t listen to any particular music. He said he just listened to “playlists he finds” and couldn’t even name a single artist he remotely enjoyed. I at least hope meeting me was a fun part of his first day on earth bc there is no other explanation for that behavior other than being spawned into existence right then.

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Making a Riddledore comic rn

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sirius' loser boyfriend

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Part 2 of this post! https://www.tumblr.com/augustuscaesarsalad/815379821775486976/a-toast-the-ministry-signs-a-treaty-with-the

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A toast!

The Ministry signs a treaty with the Death Eaters against Albus’ will. It isn’t surrender, but it may as well be.

What happens next: https://www.tumblr.com/augustuscaesarsalad/815470979468984320/part-2-of-this-post

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Albus coded lyrics…. I love Depeche Mode

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First War Riddledore is a flavor of the ship I’ve been enjoying a lot recently.

They are both at their peak of influence over their respective groups, they are the most powerful wizards of all time, they are locked in a struggle where neither is able to make the progress they want to. They are both constantly shooting themselves in the foot with their extremely complex plans and inability to trust anyone. They spend every waking moment thinking about the other. Voldemort is no longer handsome; he is as monstrous on the outside as he is inside, but for some reason Albus still thinks he’s beautiful. Albus thinks the stress is starting to get to him.

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It’s going to take more than a handkerchief to get rid of that. Bellatrix’s lipstick is incredibly expensive and will withstand anything.