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#heated rivalry #heated development #actual dialogue #i need to see shane reading 'the man inside me'

#heated rivalry #heated development #actual dialogue #flash warning #making gifs of this scene is like exposure therapy i almost don't want to eat fiberglass anymore

#heated rivalry #heated development #actual dialogue #ilya's got some lucille in him #he would definitely have beef with ilya 2

#heated rivalry #heated development #it's 2015 again and i'm having the most fun

#heated rivalry #heated development #actual dialogue #also they’re all gonna be Shane his face goes on so many journeys

#heated rivalry #heated development #tell me ilya doesn't have a little lucille in him

#heated rivalry #heated development #let’s face it we all knew I was gonna do it #I have about four jokes in me total

heatedrivalrysource

Verizon Presents: Look Behind You. A Film by Nia DaCosta. New fear unlocked. Literally.

threefootroo

he scream at own ass

#i too scream at his ass #in a gob screaming kind of way #connor storrie

gengario

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

over nine years ago i read a fic that made me yearn so bad i went into psychosis and today i woke up at six am to throw together a last-minute "dress like a teacher" day costume for my third-grader

and now i'm back here again in the same clown car with a different license plate

ao3 will lead you down many different roads in life but they're all headed for the same fucking circus

#a love letter to #ao3 #i'm actually not kidding #it was a sherlock parenting fic and if you were around you know which one #everyone say thank you vasectomy

shaneposting

you’ve heard of #myshane #yourshane #ourshane now get ready for #prevshane, a hot new shane that is assigned to prev by you 🫵

assign prev a shane

first hookup shane (just socks version) 🧦

aquarium shane (hayden’s baby not included) 🐠

sochi froyo shane (fluffy canada fleece IS included) 🍧

sad vegas bathroom shane 🧻

shane, underwear yeeter 🩲

shane fighting scott hunter 😾

tuna melt crumb picker upper shane 🥪

Normal Heterosexual Shane Who Has A Famous Girlfriend And Is Straight 👩‍❤️‍👨

stylin profilin tired of looking like shit tampa shane 🕺

diva down ded shane ☠️

fluent bird loon caller shane 🐦

bald shane/nuanced shane/shane who wants to see the results/a secret third shane

Voting ended onMar 18

#gimme shane #heated rivalry #pretend i've been here the whole time

Have you written any books? You’re really funny :)

awwww, bless you! i wrote a book that did not get published, in retrospect because it probably wasn’t that good, but i keep thinking that in a year or two when my toddler gets big enough to stop being a shit and i can write again i’ll fix it up and resubmit it

#you've made my heart all full and shit #<3 #mellifluous-lux

imposterogers

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

imposterogers

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt

literally everyone: who

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

sweetiesoju

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

captainlordauditor

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea

TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.

Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.

Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.

It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.

threefootroo

#i #it all makes sense now #tmnt #i guess i was super into marvel as a kid then #sad fact i had a huge crush on raph because he was a bad boy #what the hell me

czarinakanaeva

Oklahoma, what the fuck is this?

16-233

#theres a lot to unpack here

threefootroo

#gymnastics #ohhh god what the fuck #i keep scrolling tumblr and wanting to be on tumblr and going 'but it's been Too Long they'll never accept you #so why don't i just do it #just start posting again and pretend i haven't been lurking for one million years #i have so many posts queued you have no idea

stjudy

we’re danny devito stans first and humans second

amoisthobo

This man is gonna die on the set of always sunny

threefootroo

i 100 percent believe that they’ve agreed that when he goes they’ll go “frank?! FRANK?! ah dammit he’s dead” and throw him in the trash and keep going with the scene

#iasip #it's what he would want #when i'm dead just throw me in the trash #danny devito

tumblr 2019

#peak tumblr #dick van d-slur #i know y'all hate family guy but you cannot tell me the early episodes were not extremely On Brand #i can't think of any other show i have such extremely mixed emotions about #they made five amazing seasons i reference all the time one that was okay and ten hateful pieces of shit i didn't watch that won't die

aqueerkettleofish

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.