[threepink]

Thank you, St. Expedite. I am very grateful for all that you've done for me. Thank you once again.

[jeetsweepers]

[untexting]

[pencilcomics]

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

[diabolicalhardcore]

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

[astronomifier]

Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[iwontallowit]

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[hotboyproblems]

[ethugs]

Jesus Christ

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Someone snuck up and killed that guy immediately after he typed this commemt

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[shitmystudentswrite]

God’s ‘The Bible’

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

[madameapolline]

this… is everything.