Oh. My. Squid.

If you came here for Tea, refreshments are scheduled for later in this foreverlong event. Lily, laady, NT/Australia

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013102]

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

[amyeatfeast-deactivated20170202]

You still cross my mind from time to time and i mostly want to punch you in the face because you were a fucking twat

[criquets]

[midnightsylph1]

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

[unclewhisky-deactivated20150726]

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

[upperstories]

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

[tittyblaster8000]

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

[tittyblaster8000]

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP” the first chicken has been found

[tittyblaster8000]

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

[tittyblaster8000]

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

Joe Biden

what to heck

[francoisoriginale]

if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

[alphaqueer-blog]

[georgiaisyourbuddy-deactivated2]

both are acceptable. very acceptable.

[drkarayua]

that’s not fair, he’s still attractive while dribbling on himself

[shortvideosandstuff]

[hookteeth]

DUCKS DO IT TOO

[birdsbirds]

good news, everyone.

[beansmccoy-deactivated20150105]

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

[ashgreymemory]

I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between ‘Last of the Time Lords’ & 'Wizard trying to be a muggle’

[ashgreymemory]

So my outfit today was apparently a big hit

[farmintheforest]

JESUS CHRIST

[softwaring]

[k0jika]

PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE

[loki-cat2]

CRUMCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMUMUMCRUMBCRUMB

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

FLOOR

[fairy-wren]

[autoresponcler]

Fiery Throated Hummingbird

[gifdrome]

[reaill]

nyoommm

[thoughtsupnorth]

this penguin makes me feel better

[gastronauticsyd]

nyoommm

[ghost-of-evillisa-deactivated20]

I like penguin.

[flowury]

NYOOOM

[elemeno-pee]

it’s actions say NYOOM but its face says it dont give a fuck

[wondrousworld]

Merry Christmas Eve from the dogs! I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas! (Photos 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

[cis-siberianorchestra-blog-deac]

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

[fairy--blood-deactivated2014051]