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memeksy said: you were already wearing high socks, you just did not activate them BINGO. AND LET'S CONSIDER THE KNEE HIGH TREND. WHAT MAKES THOSE OK BUT MINE ARE "HIDEOUSLY UNFLATTERING?" THEY'RE SOCKS. WHO GIVES A RODENTS BACKSIDE.

#DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE HIGH WAISTED PANTS EITHER. HYPOCRITES.#memeksy

MY "AESTHETIC" AND PERSONAL STYLE IS CALLED BUM CHIC.

#EAT IT STYLISTS.

TUMBLR'S SUGGESTED APPS SECTION KEEPS INFURIATINGLY INSISTING I DOWNLOAD *STYLE* APPS. WHICH NOT ONLY SUGGESTS IT THINKS I NEED HELP WITH MY LOOK. I DON'T. I'M PREEMPTIVELY ALWAYS READY FOR WINTER AND MORE IMPORTANTLY *COMFORTABLE.* BUT ALSO IS MORE INSISTENT THAN ANY KANAYA I KNOW ABOUT NOT WEARING HIGH SOCKS UNLESS IT FITS A SPECIFIC STYLE OR LOOK. A SNIPPET OF ADVICE I, PERSONALLY, THINK IS A MASSIVE LOAD OF WASTE.

#I'LL PULL MY SOCKS UP AS HIGH AS I LIKE.#WHO CARES ABOUT FASHION TRENDS.

memeksy said: well im lactose intolerant so i thought i might check. they make nondairy pumpkin lattes though! I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S JUST THE PUMPKIN. SINCE I HAVE NO ISSUES OTHERWISE THAT I KNOW OF. THAT, OR MAYBE IT WAS FROM NOT STUFFING MY GOB AND RUSHING OUT WITH ONLY COFFEE. WHO KNOWS.

#I'LL CONSIDER TRYING ONE.#MAYBE.#memeksy

memeksy said: is it dairy? I’M NOT SURE. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN? FOR ONCE I DIDN’T SPEND MINUTES WASTING MY TIME BY SQUINTING AT THE LABEL WITH FURROWED BROWS, INSPECTING IT FOR POTENTIALLY POISONOUS SUBSTANCES. SERVES ME RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED BUT I WAS IN A HURRY. WHY?

#memeksy

I HAD MADE THE UNFORTUNATE DECISION TO TRY A NEW FLAVORED CREAMY FOR MY COFFEE AND MY STOMACH IS THOROUGHLY REGRETTING IT.

#FALL CAN SUCK MY BONEBULGE. PUMPKINS ARE AWFUL. TASTY BUT AWFUL.

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7-aliens

STOP LITTERING

STOP THROWING YOUR TRASH ON THE GROUND. STOP THROWING GARBAGE IN THE OCEAN. RECYCLE. PICK UP YOUR SHIT. STOP FUCKING LITTERING. S T O P

novabone replied to your post:

i'm sure it didn't mean to hurt you! animals are just weird sometimes, but it probably felt threatened.

I DID NOTHING TO MAKE IT FEEL THREATENED. I EVEN KNELT DOWN TO APPEAR LESS CONFRONTATIONAL AND INTIMIDATING. I ALLOWED A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS AND PITY FOR A RODENT SHOW, I HELD MY HAND OUT AND IT GNAWED MY FACE. NOW I REALIZE MY FIRST TWO NIGHTS HERE BOUGHT ME A BAD REP AND MAKE IT APPEAR AS IF I’M ALWAYS FIGHTING SOMETHING. BUT IT SEEMS THE NUT CREATURE WAS THE ONE PRETTY INTENT ON BEING ON THE AGGRESSIVE CHEEK OF THE ASS THIS TIME. DON’T MAKE EXCUSES FOR IT WHEN YOU WEREN’T EVEN THERE.

#novabone

NOW THAT I’M FINISHED BACKLOGGING MY DASH. I’VE REALIZED I WASTED A LOT OF MY TIME DOING IT FOR NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAS GONE ON TODAY THAT’S OF EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INTEREST. YET FOR AN ODD REASON, THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE THE GOOD THING IT SHOULD. IT REEKS MORE OF ENNUI BRED FROM BOREDOM AND DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE LACK OF ACTUAL CONTENT.

#TEN MINUTES AND I WAS CAUGHT UP.#SMH.

me, every time I cross the street: run me over i fucking dare you

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mog4r said: LOOK H4RD3R

WITH WHAT? THE EYES I CAN'T SEE OUT OF BECAUSE MY RETINAS ARE SUFFERING? NO SPECIAL BRAND IS GOING TO HELP ME OUT HERE. EARTH'S SUN IS A SPECIAL KIND OF WASTE-HOLE.

#mog4r

HOW IS IT STILL SO BLINDINGLY BRIGHT BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN SPOT THE GOD FORSAKEN SUN FROM BEHIND ALL THESE CLOUDS.

novabone said: good morning!

GOOD IS NOT HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE IT. LAST NIGHTS BITTER AFTERTASTE IS STILL STRONG IN THE AIR AND TO MAKE MATTERS *SO MUCH BETTER* I WAS ATTACKED ON MY WAY OUT BY A RABID NUT CREATURE. WHICH IS MY FAULT. THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING KIND ENOUGH TO OFFER IT SOME OF MY FOOD.

#novabone

GETTING A NICE FACE FULL OF SUN IS JUST *SO* EXHILARATING AND EXACTLY WHAT I NEED EVERY TIME I TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE AND LEAVE MY HIVE. HONESTLY, EARTH COULD NOT GET BETTER FEATURES THAN THESE BURNING RAYS OF LIGHT.

#IT'S NOT AS BAD AS ALTERNIA'S SUN #BUT I STILL CAN'T STAND HOW EARTH FUNCTIONS DURING THE DAYLIGHT.