Thrift Nightmares

They come home with you whether you buy them or not.

[thriftnightmares]

I've nailed my eyes open, the better to see you with, my dear.

[thriftnightmares]

Come play with us, Danny.

[thriftnightmares]

[thriftstoreoddities]

You’re welcome in advance for the nightmares you are going to have tonight.

[thriftnightmares]

You better watch out.

[thriftnightmares]

Happy Easter.

[thriftnightmares]

Teeeeth...

[thriftnightmares]

Not sure what this is, but it is decidedly not a bundle of joy.

[thriftnightmares]

We have ways...

[thriftstoreclowns]

Perfection. (Couldn’t quite convince my wife to buy this one though.)

Found at Value Village in Redmond, Washington.

[thriftnightmares]

"In the desert, you don't remember to blink." Sent from a friend wandering the west.

[thriftnightmares]

The motley helps hide the bloodstains.

[soul-stealing-vintage-deactivat]

Packed full of souls

[thriftnightmares]

I thought I had found some creepy things at thrift stores. That was before I saw soul-stealing-vintage.

[thriftnightmares]

I'm a cowboy... On an unfinished rocking horse I ride...

[thriftnightmares]

Why so serious?

[thriftnightmares]

"Intolerable." "I can't stand to look at this." Surely there's some pun I could be making here...

[thriftnightmares]

"I’m a hugger!"

…

"a face hugger"