[odekirk]

he is literally so fucking funny

[cammiesoldblog-deactivated20221]

This is exactly how working retail feels.

[treecitysessions]

Me when I was a hostess and also heavily addicted to meth. & the custies would come in for takeout, but halfway thru taking their order I would remember I was on meth . And then I’d be WAY too busy (forcing myself to breathe blink etc. manually) to hear or process what they were saying

[odekirk]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[deaddolin]

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

[slunch]

[dogpuppy]

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[throathole]

It’s gay as fuck for a man to be born in February

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[dogpuppy]

[despazito]

[girlballs-archive]

emits one lesbian particle

[roboticgirlcock]

[girlballs-archive]

beware my ability

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[dogpuppy]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[elexecution]

there is so much to learn about everything