let's go rattle the stars

shoutout to sarah j maas for ruining my life by writing lovable characters and then putting them in danger :)

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[aelin-firehearts-court]

THIS MAN IS FUCKING SITTING IN FIRE HAHSHHAA WTF this is why I love him

[memories]

The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #aedion ashryver, one plate of #sam cortland, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.

[memories]

In my next life I will be reborn as #important.

[throneofass]

hits a little close to home, buddy

[memories]

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of throneofass

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 12/01/2015 10:10:38 PM.

[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #tamlin trash.

[throneofass]

NOOOOO THIS IS THE WORST SHIT POST

[memories]

My cat, #jenny han, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

[memories]

#empire of storms and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by throneofass

[throneofass]

THIS ONE IS TOO REAL

[memories]

The day I started posting about #will herondale was the best day of my life.

[memories]

According to all known laws of #coppy, there is no way a #aesthetic should be able to #coppy.

[throneofass]

me? randomly returning so i can celebrate april fools day the tumblr way? yea! now,,,, its shit post time!

[glassandroses]

Cassian: so what do you do for a living?

Nesta: well, i’m currently trying to eliminate all cancers.

Cassian: wow.

Nesta: yeah, and then i’ll move onto virgos

[throneofass]

hey uh if yall could click this link right here that would be cool! https://tswft.co/elic-1 if you sign up for the thing i get boosted in line! yall dont have to do boosts or anything if shes not ur thing but just signing up gets me hella boosted. im pretty sure you can cancel right after (?) 

[throneofass]

throne of glass series but every time aelin does something stupid it gets faster

[throneofass]

Aelin:

Rowan:

Aelin:

Rowan:

Aedion: What's going on?

Lysandra: Rowan and Aelin are having one of their unresolved sexual tension staring matches.

[sad-endings-suck]

An actual friendly reminder

No one in the spring court knows that Feyre can read now, so Tamlin the Tool will probably leave a bunch of important information laying around just for her to casually read.

[queensflame]

You’ve seen Tamlin the Tool, now get ready for RHYSAND THE ROMANTIC