General Amusement @thseaqueen - Tumblr Blog

honestly man i just want someone to want me. to text me. to use a simple situation as an excuse to touch me. i want someone to think about me when they go to sleep and to tell me exactly that. i want someone to flirt with me, to ask me out. to hold my hand. i want someone to call me in the middle of the day, if for no other reason, because they felt like it. i just want someone i want to want me back.

factbot

despazito

the second radish is 29 feet away

tranarchist

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

zeppelliot

Jumpscare warning

maryqueenofcats

I

ana-matopoeia-deactivated202103

eyzotic

You laugh but I’m pretty sure this is mainstream American conservative Christianity in a nutshell

gahdamnpunk

Brenda had TIME today

dilf-pickle

portraitofadumbassonfire

elitefourkylewantstobattle

b0yonce

To all Americans. This is what the rest of the world sees your country as ✌🏽

windwaker01

I would have loved for her to mention the homophobia, xenophobia and racial inequality in this country, but I will definitely take this video as a good start.

xxcryptidslothxx

@catbureaux and @controlledescent reblogged this stuff so back to back that it gave me whiplash, like, y’all are so on the same wavelength rn

thseaqueen

Guys no, stop. It definitely does matter. We put more crap in our bodies now than we ever have as people. If you eat greasy food, it’s likely that grease will stick around on your skin and hair. That’s pretty much what your body does with everything. It keeps pieces of whatever you put in. Some pieces that aren’t passed along (such as ones that mimic proteins or fat) build up over time and can cause issues. Detox products are a fad, detoxation isn’t.

xxcryptidslothxx

Grease isn’t a toxin though:

Sources:

Merriam-Webster

https://www.sciencelearn.org.nz/resources/364-poisons-and-toxins

thseaqueen

It is when it starts causing harm. Buildup can make anything toxic. Water isn't toxic unless you drink too much. I use toxic in a "illness causing" sense.

xxcryptidslothxx

@catbureaux and @controlledescent reblogged this stuff so back to back that it gave me whiplash, like, y’all are so on the same wavelength rn

thseaqueen

Guys no, stop. It definitely does matter. We put more crap in our bodies now than we ever have as people. If you eat greasy food, it's likely that grease will stick around on your skin and hair. That's pretty much what your body does with everything. It keeps pieces of whatever you put in. Some pieces that aren't passed along (such as ones that mimic proteins or fat) build up over time and can cause issues. Detox products are a fad, detoxation isn't.

sworntovalor

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

hammerhide

WELL THEN!

pomegranateandivy-deactivated20

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

armeleia

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair. Potent stuff.

baedlyweathered

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

samthor

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best. they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair, flax, jute, silk and so forth. heat the dye water so it is more potent. let dry then rinse excess out in cold water. there’s a whole system to this.

mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033

Oh my god

triforceofdoom

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

fashioninfographics

Decoding dress codes

Via

writtenbyrain

I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH BUSINESS CASUAL THE LAST FEW DAYS, BLESS YOUR SOUL

damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

shoren18

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

jrkaplonski

Needed this today.

animate-mush

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

autisticxprowl-deactivated20201

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

over-sleep

loki-cat2

today i learned fish can be dicks

runwithskizzers

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

eye-know

empyreanwitchery

Pocket Altar Checklist

A pocket altar is a small set of items kept in a tin or matchbox that can be used to construct an altar on the go. They can be really useful for practicing whilst away from home, like forest rituals and when on holiday.

Basics:

Matches

a white tealight

sage

salt - a fast food salt sachet is really convenient

rosemary

string

clear quartz

a pentacle - this can be on a scrap of paper

a handkerchief - both aesthetic and practical

a vial of moonwater - I keep mine in an empty Vaseline tin

empty sachets