[missamerican-pie]

[sandmandaddy69]

[omghotmemes]

I will trust no one and no thing

[anyrandomthoughts]

[roboco-san]

it's too late captain, she's already asleep. this is a category-5 cozy in bed event. there's nothing we can do

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[faantasizee]

[womansart]

VINTAGE DODIE THAYER  1926 LETTUCE WARE

[anxietyproblem]

[twitblr]

crank that souljah boy… (x)

[thyrell]

in my defense your honor i just got out of the shower and my hair is so soft. come feel this its so soft. yes i did kill him though sorry. is that bad

[pupdotcom]

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

[yms1]

Every time I get a weird feeling about a person I be right

[unbotheredmuse]

[theambitiouswoman]

It’s ok to want more. You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone.

[trvlytylar]