[ctlane]

Today I learned the street name for fentanyl is "fetty" which means if fetty wap was still rapper today his full name would be Fentanyl Wet Ass Pussy.

[normal-horoscopes]

Richard Nixon levitating

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[nem23]

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sesh]

[shes2sensitive]

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

[binches-deactivated20220521]

what language is this

[thenatsdorf]

“The neighbor’s cat strolled in and helped himself.” (via vuittontoyourlouis)

[gorgonsach]

[yennefahs]

The Lovebirds (2020) dir. Michael Showalter

[boota]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS