Why I Have No Life

This is the place where my ambitions go to die. Honestly, who even knows anymore?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

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dis true

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[yttriumrapier]

Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established.

But why does he carry envelopes chock full of cash? Is that how he’s paid? 

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look don’t be asking questions you’re not ready for the answer to

[cipheramnesia]

He’s a fae. They just have whatever money they need.

[voidbat]

probably the reason he stood there silent for a few minutes was because he was manifesting the cash.

also because he was tasting all the guy’s words for lies.

[ladyshinga]

He was also checking to make sure the currency was, you know, current. He still keeps some mementos from the olden days.

[moonboyjinnie]

The duality of this man

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[nyano64]

Same energy

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Dev Patel and his mom Anita arrive on the red carpet at the Oscars 2017

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#a masterpiece

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

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I love Rose Tyler because every time she encountered a new alien life form or a fellow human that seemed to be mistreated in some way she went “HELLO DO THEY TREAT YOU WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU, ARE YOUR BASIC RIGHTS BEING VIOLATED, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AN EIGHT HOUR SHIFT AND THREE WEEKS OF VACATION ALSO YOU COULD JOIN A UNION, MY NAME IS ROSE I’M HERE TO HELP” and that was just so rad of her

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It’s because she worked in retail

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HOLY SHIT