weight of the world

there are two rules. one, lift with your legs. two, complain loudly and often. (ic rp blog for zenitsu agatsuma)

[thunderousparrow]

gonna go on a long mission............... gotta travel allll the way to fuchuu

stay strong me.

[sinkies]

me w my fists clenched and eyes brimming w tears im gonna fuck you up. im goning to fuckc up im gonna fuck youp fukc ii mfn

[andhumanslovedstories]

So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself. 

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?” 

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. 

So anyway, we now have a family kindle 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.

“But who would do this?” she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. “A student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??”

Eventually Dad was like, “Honey. It was clearly me.”

Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us

[thunderousparrow]

heart is just never going to stop beating like its trying to escape me as a person like it hates me that much i know it doesn't because hearts don't feel or i GUESS they don't the point is i was trying to be funny and now it isn't even coming across as anything but pathetic. FUCK. NEVERMIND. IM TIRED

[flamebloomed]

Will you come sit with me, Agatsuma? 

[thunderousparrow]

oh. ok;;

[thunderousparrow]

also tanjiro and inosuke aren't awake yet. usually id be running from another pig assault. why do i miss getting headbutted.

[thunderousparrow]

heart is just never going to stop beating like its trying to escape me as a person like it hates me that much i know it doesn't because hearts don't feel or i GUESS they don't the point is i was trying to be funny and now it isn't even coming across as anything but pathetic. FUCK. NEVERMIND. IM TIRED

[iamtomiokagiyuu]

@thunderousparrow

why are you talking like that.

[thunderousparrow]

i talk like i TALKbecause i just DO OK

[iamtomiokagiyuu]

what did you call me…

[thunderousparrow]

I'M NOT LETTING CHUUNTARO GET SLANDERED LIKE HTIS AND YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU NEVER GET TO EMPTY YOUR BOWELS RIGHT AND I PITY THAT

LOOK I DO MY OWN THING AND YOU DO YOURS OK I GOTTA GO

[iamtomiokagiyuu]

@thunderousparrow

why are you talking like that.

[thunderousparrow]

i talk like i TALKbecause i just DO OK

[thunderousparrow]

@iamtomiokagiyuu HE'S A SPARROW!!!!!!!!!

[thunderousparrow]

chuuntaro is the only one who gets me.......

[thunderousparrow]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[thunderousparrow]

[thunderousparrow has blocked @destructivekill]

[thunderousparrow]

in the pretend scenario where inosuke wouldn't let me hear the end of getting my ass handed to me in a lacquer box i feel like he would also be beating my ass not to prove a point or anything just because he can

[thunderousparrow]

i like to think tanjiro would save me ♡ maybe he would ♡ but also he would say stand up for yourself and don't let people suplex you into ponds ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

[thunderousparrow]

in the pretend scenario where inosuke wouldn't let me hear the end of getting my ass handed to me in a lacquer box i feel like he would also be beating my ass not to prove a point or anything just because he can

[thunderousparrow]

get me out of here

[thunderousparrow]

at least senjuros having fun. when IM gonna get suplexed it'll be torture

[thunderousparrow]

maybe because you're an asshole