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kaijuno

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

kaijuno

6yo me was Off the shits on this

lampshadething

I’m sooo normal about them, I swear

possumtion

My favorite girls ❤️ ❤️ and frank

iruutciv

Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing

beehivedemocracy

I just saw a compilation of David Hollander moments and oh my frickin God bro. The way Shane is literally his whole world. Like every interaction Shane has 100% of his attention. And when Yuna (I love her don't get me wrong) tries making their lunches and what not about business and hockey, David is always trying to make it about spending time with Shane. Like him pulling the conversation from hockey back to the YouTube rabbit hole so much because it makes Shane smile and think about something other than his job for a minute. And Yuna trying to pitch going to London for a brand thing and when David sees Shane clearly doesn't want to he makes it sound like a vacation and focuses on them spending time together and it ALMOST gets Shane. And David noticing when Shane is already upset and tries to ask for his safe food and the fancy ass restaurant doesn't have it. He doesn't do anything but notices and takes stock of that and knows what that means to Shane even if it seems small. And him being the first one to notice Shane having a panic attack at the dinner table. He doesn't even tell his wife when he finds out about him and Ilya and even lies to try and cover for them. Shane is his baby and we don't talk about how amazing he is enough

iruutciv

HBD and congrats on ur insane face card hudson williams

pineapplebread

Heated Rivalry Inspired by JC Leyendecker

bluegiragi

mafia au where shane is the first and only son of the Hollander family and Ilya is the second son and star-sharpshooter of the Rozanovs.

They both have their own share of pressure on their shoulders, but only one of them seems invested in their family's future...

see the next part early on patreon

dallas-stars-in-my-eyes

Okay another thing I haven't seen talked about enough is how they made the Heated Rivalry sex scenes realistic instead of screen-perfect and how that just makes them all the better. Where other shows/movies would've cut from them kissing at the door to suddenly being naked and horizontal, Heated Rivalry chose to show some of the awkward transition and I love them for it.

Like yes, Ilya would be falling back on the bed with his dick out and his shoes still on, because when did he have time to take them off? And yes sometimes the momentum does get killed a little at random points in the getting naked process, leading to an awkward "what do you want to do? I don't know" where you kinda have to just push through and then it gets hot and heavy again. And once again clothes don't just magically disappear, so sometimes when you do the very hot "pick up your partner and carry them to the bed" move, you're waddling a bit because your pants are around your thighs.

And this doesn't mean the sex isn't mindblowing!! Awkward moments are a part of sex, even really amazing sex, and I think the world be a better place if media didn't shy away from this. I feel like normally we only see awkward parts of sex being portrayed for comedy, usually between two people who aren't "meant to be", while soulmate sex is always shown as being beautiful and perfect and curiously absent of any of the awkward realities.

So thank you Heated Rivalry for showing us that even between two people who are extremely compatible, it doesn't have to be perfect to be sexy. In fact, it might be even better that way, because it's real.

srdcovka

the most annoying coworker on earth almost killed a patient while you're getting ur blood drawn by a literal angel

spiribia

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

ferrettoy

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

m0thmancore

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

ferrettoy

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip