Sporadicity

I have this dream where we tell the truth until it nauseates us.

[chubbyychocolate-deactivated201]

I’m just tryna get me a nigga who will shave my pussy for me while we talk about our favorite things. That’s real intimacy right there.

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

me 30 seconds into the first coochie lip

[prettygrlpoole-deactivated20181]

For starters you don’t shave the lips,

Secondly: why are you like this?

😂😂😂 tumblr is a lawless place

[xonjeliex-deactivated20230928]

Yes u do shave the lips lol

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

👀

[iyourbeautifulmistake]

LMAOOO this too much

[westindianjawn-deactivated20200]

I’m confused

[goldnpoc]

So what you shaving? You just shaving the top? You telling me ya pussy got sideburns my GAHDT

[soorayray]

^ oh my god

[imjustjason]

[n0kiv]

This entire post 🤣

[cosmiccandyappleredbone]

😂😂

[southernbitchface]

When is the Good Lord going to end this website? Please go to church

[shybutfreakyprincess]

😂

[thurston-fuckle]

Tumblr is actually okay sometimes

[thurston-fuckle]

Parents. #yeezy2020 🇺🇸

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[cudimmortal]

same

[acetoxy-deactivated20151215]

lmao

[sonoanthony]

😭😭😭😭😭

[d-jokovic]

[basednkrumah]

Sharapova knows she is lying.

[annuhbobanna]

Stay bitter Sharapova. Trust, you don’t even register on Serena’s radar. 

[fake-ass-teena-marie]

But why you lying?

[tearthatcherryout]

“Troy take your drunk ass, leather wearing in the summertime, need a shave, stinky ass home!”

Waiting to Exhale (1995)

[rebelliousrebe]

[railroadsoftware]

tumblr is a bit like a flea market but instead of selling charming junk it sells lies and half understood ideas about politics

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she forgot to tell you she is a squirter.

[glolizabeth]

Oh my God send help

[risquechanel]

Ya’ll, like, pick up a bible.

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she tighter than you thought and you have to fight busting Quick.

[vonte2k]

That second one is…man I’m having flashbacks lemme chill

[kingrudegyalchina]

When he send you a Dick print pic .

[ananicola-deactivated20160818]

My fucking childhood 😔😔

[kingrudegyalchina]

WHEN HE TELL YOU HE DOESNT EAT PUSSY .

BUT HIS HOMIE DOES .

[tronmac]

Bruhhhh

[postboy91]

Lmao this is great

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Bruh.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Its BAAAAACCCCKKKK!

[freshest-tittymilk]

Nickelodeon would be so proud of it’s 90s kids….

[kingrudegyalchina]

When your giving head and shorty nuts in your mouth QAF with out warning .

[yourdaddyshark]

I would like to personally invite each of you all to Bible Study with me this up and coming Wednesday from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm

[kingrudegyalchina]

When your moms walks in on you while you in them guts .

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

BRUH WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS ALL LMFAO

[krxs10]

why did it come to this

[thx-a-latke]

When she lets you come on her face but you’re worried you hurt her.

[kingrudegyalchina]

 WHEN YOU GOTTA SHOW HER THAT YOU WORKING WITH LONG DICK…

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

Thank y'all for this 😂😂😂

[raeebaee14-blog]

When you ain’t even know yourself…..

[11-11-1992]

LMAOOOOOO WHOO SHIT! pinklacebows

[d3act1vat3dd-deactivated2022123]

I’ll take you up on that bible study, this post encouraged me

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she asks you about the last time you ate pussy.

[southbayshawty]

Catch phrases of pretentious egotistical niggas

“ Alot of people dont like me ”

“ My circle is small”

“ i get bored with people easily”

“ I don’t trust people”

“ I dont hit people up first”

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

7 Life Lessons

1. Let go of anger. When we erupt in anger we often feel much worse. Hence, it’s better to cool off and to work on staying calm.

2. When people treat you badly it’s rarely “about you”. More often it tells you how that person is feeling, or some other issue that is bothering them.

3. You’re not the only one who has struggled with this issue – so don’t feel so awful, or put yourself down.

4. Enjoy the good times and savour every moment as life is a precious gift to be enjoyed.

5. Work and be persistent as it’s worth the slog and pain. In the end it makes a difference as the pay off is success.

6. You need to find a passion and set yourself some goals if you want to go somewhere, and makes something of life.

7. All relationships can teach us so much about ourselves. Both the good and the bad show us who we really are. They reveal what we think, and how we feel, about ourselves – as well as what our values and our expectations are.

[socialistfoto]

[sourcedumal]

WELP

[rejectedtheory]

message

[adriftinthecosmos]

you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash. 

[anomaly1]

“How to be an ally 101”

[mangoluvah]

That gif though lol

[mysharona1987]

So, yeah.

From https://twitter.com/_jvman

[marqweabyss]

………………

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

[abacot]

[ct-chic-deactivated20201118]

lmao this is so funny 

[iverbz]

when the whole squad know u fuckin lyin