Thanks A Latke

a side blog that thinks its a main (i also run posts-for-my-wife and ads-that-want-me-to-fuck-food. if you ask nicely, i might tell you my main.)

[thx-a-latke]

benoit blanc trying to say vagina

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[obscurevideogames]

Do you happen to have any concept art or illustrations of the boss from the game Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City—the one that's a sort of basketball golem?

No, but I have a zombie gif.

[posthumanwanderings]

VNC: Virtual Night Club (1997)

[pixelcoast]

Tecmo Super Bowl, NES

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Voting ended onAug 13

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[somecunttookmyurl]

[ireblogexclusivelyformywife]

Bestie I have ADHD this is already the case.

[uurrgh]

Visit Original Link

[ravenbornleblanc]

Visit Original Link

[1440p]

Visit Original Link

[wonkywhomp]

Visit Original Link

[nakamaman-deactivated20150729]

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[furbymaster-dead-deactivated201]

Visit Original Link

[sapphling]

idk how people whistle loud as fuck with their fingers in their mouth because my whistle is little + frail + delicate and every time i try to exploratorily figure it out myself i fail and just end up looking like i'm giving somebody the worst most amelia bedelia type hand blowjob of their life

[storyweavingspider]

“like i'm giving somebody the worst most amelia bedelia type hand blowjob of their life” what does this mean?

[sapphling]

hand blowjob: oral sex performed on the fingers, as elicited by my two fingers in my mouth as i attempt to initiate a whistle

amelia bedelia type: attempting to blow on the fingers to initiate a whistle elicits the image of somebody who thinks a "blowjob" involves physically blowing on the body part(s) of the recipient, which i believe would occur if you were to receive oral sex from amelia bedelia

worst: i am aware of my shortcomings

[the-august-one]

Reblog if you appreciate when your followers point out that you've reblogged something that is Ai slop, so that you can rectify your mistake.

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[goldensunset]

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Voting ended onAug 12