hope.

the ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ spider-man.

[thwipcorp]

ushirokara ;

"It’s just you." Beyond yawned. "My hair is this messy because I want it to be.”

          doesn't it get hot up there? i don't think it's safe.           some kind of parasite could be hiding there.

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monoshima said ;

whoa there! that’s only for behind closed doors!

               [ swings the hell outta here. ]

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kiss me spider-kun. :+*

               excuse me? it’s spider-sama to you!               or spider-senpai, that works too.

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monoshima ;

    it’s tooooo late, spiderbabe— you’re already trapped like a sweet sailor scout ensnared by wicked sticky cat’s-cradle webbing! thwip thwip, you’re one of us! and that’s because the hulk’s pants keep him decent; you, on the other hand…

my my. you’re surprisingly inappropriate for a superhero, you know! like, should you guys even be looking at anything below a lady’s neck? or maybe my chest was just too alluring to deny yourself! am i getting the wrong idea? are you actually trying to get me to unbutton it with reverse psychology? 

     { she actually reaches up to one of the few buttons spared in The Great Unbuttoning, but doesn’t go through with her threat. }

tentacles? golly wow, i didn’t even bring those up! you sure are forward! 

i don't remember signing up for this! being the coolest superhero in the area, that i remember -- but not getting trapped in the anime worldo. no thank you, i belong where i don't get paid or credit in the newspaper for saving this city over and over again from robots, mutated humans, more robots, more mutated humans and sometimes half-robot mutated humans!

excuse me, ma'am, but i'm only here to fulfill the law. and the law says that shirt is a crime! maybe in weabooland you can walk outside like that but here we got rules and we don't show nasty things to our children. ( they look them up by themselves. )

          [ he's thwipping that hand away -- oops. ]

think of the children.

[thwipcorp]

              is it just me or everyone's hair today is just .  .                                                         ---------------out of control?

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monoshima ;

   uwaaah— our paths cross again, spider-chan! you continue to be as dashing as anyone who thinks red and blue is an acceptable color combination can possibly be. ♡

lady? how mean! my mom’s a lady! (a dead lady, but y’know, still!) i’m an innocent, boisterous high school girl— young and sweet, only seventeen! and you don’t see me telling you to guard the family jewels in all that skintight spandex, dooo ya?

  … bad cop? you’re not gonna clap me in the fuzzy cuffs, are you? no frisking until after the third date!

          ( spider-chan ------? )

oh no, no. don't suck me into the anime world. last thing i want is a spiky, weird-colored hair and i'm pretty comfortable with my normal sized eyes. more importantly -- that is not how you treat an amazing super hero like me! no one complains or comments about the hulk's indestructive pants!

no high school girl is allowed to have that ----chest. not under my watch --- or in this country, at least. 

          ( fuzzy cuffs ------ the japanese             perviness .  .  .  )

-----no fuzzy cuffs, no tentacles, no "whatever-japanese-people-are-into"!

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                  whoa !

           didn't i tell you --- like four - five months ago --- to button up your shirt, lady?            this is a safe environment for audiences of every age ! if you keep turning            it PG-13 i might have to be the bad cop.

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thwacks you right on the forehead.

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flicks your forehead.

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nanananananananan bATMAN

              ' wrong number!

                        try dialing WHERE-ARE-THEY-008. '

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thwipcorp replied to your post:

pops that gum bubble.

defiantly blows another. 

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pops it again.

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surprise bitch.

[verfroren-deactivated20140802]

    “Hilarious. I bet your father would love that little jibe of yours. Or perhaps your uncle would like to hear it?”

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                wow. 

                            ' -----what about your father? was his idea to make you the beetle king? '

[verfroren-deactivated20140802]

     “Is this really all Midgard could come up with?”

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              '  i surely can't compete with the personification of a beetle bug, can i? '

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feED ME ʘ︵ʘ

               ’ i’ll have to pass—- apparently you are part of a rare species that isn’t part from my world so i don’t have your type of food. ‘

                       ’ nor am i familiar with your weird eating rituals. do you have to sacrifice a goat and then chant some weird japanese exorcism verse? ’

               this is what he understands by seeing them take the chopsticks, clap their hands and say itadakimasu.

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arachnxda replied to your post:

buy me a smoothie and then we’ll talk abt that

                   ‘ Chocolate, vanilla or                     strawberry smoothie? ’ 

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                  ' all of them. fair deal, right? '

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arachnxdaがあなたの投稿に返信しました:

thwips it away from u and eats it :|

         ⊰||Ｃ.ᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ’s Ｇ.ʀᴇᴀᴛᴇsᴛ||⊱                     「Whips out a fly swatter and some bug repellent.」

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                   thwips the bug repellent away from your hands.

                                ' i think you'll need a bigger one to swat me to death, and maybe a few more classes to learn that spiders are arachnids not bugs. bug repellent for a spider; i've never felt so offended in my whole life. ' 

                     ( you anime people and your defense mechanism against spiders. )

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