So Fancy

My car is named Shadowfax. I have a Greek tortoise named Dave. I eat a lot of pasta.

[tianasaur]

Sometimes we have to go through a storm to see how beautiful the world can be #rainbow #storm #aftermath (at Forest Hills, New York)

[tianasaur]

Excited to watch my human counterpart on the mound today! Staying warm and dry inside for this game.

[tianasaur]

Nothing like some #citifield fries to go with a #Mets game!

[tianasaur]

It's a great day for a Mets game!

[buttwyatt]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

Enjoy this juicy Easter Hamm today.

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

A feast on this fine night.

[tianasaur]

Happy three year friendiversary to me and my darling Dave!! Luv u buddy #Dave #tortoise #mybb

[tianasaur]

Putting my good old Godiva bow tying skills to use #cards #gambling

[tianasaur]

Just enjoying a lil lettuce snack #Dave #tortoise

[tianasaur]

Long before there was Kevin, there was Ariel, who would sit under my crib and hiss if anyone he didn't know approached me. He was a great cat. #tbt #alsomyhairlol

[poormichelle]

The time she didn’t get a photo…

[tianasaur]

View from the 5th floor. Notice how the cars in the lot have barely any snow but the ones in the street have mostly ceased to exist #blizzard2016 #windiscrazy #stayedinallday

[tianasaur]

Kevin & Friends

[tianasaur]

Why yes, I do have my tickets to the gun show thx 4 asking 🔫💪🔫 #bicep #terrorbitch #imreallynothardcore #buticancarryheavystuff

[clickholeofficial]

Find Out What Brad Pitt, Rachel Maddow, And Maria Sharapova Have To Say

[tianasaur]

Marry Christmas from Kevin and Dave!!!

[sparklymarina]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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