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The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. -William James

[poeticsuggestion]

listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.

[ijjong-deactivated20240115]

bahookies:

i’m so grateful for the people who don’t give up on me and are patient with me while i’m distant and trying to figure myself out

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[hplyrikz]

[zehavasoleil]

😔

[thelovejournals]

Do not call me perfect, a lie is never a compliment. Call me an erratic damaged and insecure mess. Then tell me that you love me for it.

Beau Taplin, You’re a F***ing Wreck and I Love You For It (via thelovejournals)

[wannabeconfident]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs. Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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[tiantxng-blog]

101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."

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❝ you’d better not! ❞ sojung joked, looking at her friend with a smile. ❝ i would have to cry because i really want to meet your cat. i’ll be very patient with him & wait as long as i have to, ❞ she continued this joke, though she was very intent on meeting regulus, & very serious, honestly. cats were some of her favorite animals & whenever a friend of hers had a cat, she was always the first one to want to meet them (well, maybe not first, but you know what i mean).

she took another quick sip of her iced coffee before speaking again, ❝ i’m sure you’re going to find a job really soon. it shouldn’t be that difficult if you’re trying as hard as you are. ❞ sojung’s mouth formed a circular shape all of a sudden while she was listening to yebin’s words when describing what she was thinking about the drummer. ❝ oh, you must really be a psychic, or something like that. you obviously conjured me up! hey, can you see my future? do you think my band is going to make it big? ❞ she giggled, covering her mouth with the hand that was holding the iced coffee. she was really having a lot of fun catching up with yebin. 

[tiantxng-blog]

Yebin smiled wide, lifting up the cup in her hand to take another sip of coffee. “You know, with the way you’re talking, it almost makes it seem like you’re more excited to see Regulus than me!” Of course, she was only joking, and her tone and little pout made this very obvious.

“I’m sure you’re right~” she chirped happily, slightly nudging her so that they could turn down her street. But then she suddenly stopped in her tracks, squeezing her eyes shut and bringing her fingers up to the side of her head. “I think I see... you’ve made it big! And, what’s that in my hand? Oh! You’ve given me backstage passes!” she gasped and opened her eyes, letting out a little squeal of excitement before giggling. She would never dream of being “that friend” but it was fun to joke about.

[angelchonakamura-blog]

“Sure thing Yebin, I can spend the night at your house tonight. I’ll show you what you need to ward them off. There are ways you know?” HiroJi avoided the whole this being a chore bit. He really didn’t take it as such. If anything he would spend all the time needed with her. He didn’t ever think of it as a chore, ever. However, he didn’t go into that. Right now he just wanted to show her, he was there for her. 

“I’m sure Regulus misses me, right?” He asked playfully. 

[tiantxng-blog]

“Okay.. Thank you, HiroJi, I really really appreciate it.” She did, honestly. She might not have been showing it all that well, but she was just so exhausted and scared - a combination that made her feel stressed as well. “Of course he misses you - he’s always crawling about mewling for you.” Finally she gave something that was at least a semblance of a smile. “In fact.. I think he’d really like to see you.... Like, right now,” she added on, as her not-so-subtle hint that she would really love nothing more than to just be back home.

[dcngerzonc-deactivated20160915]

sojung was enjoying this quite a bit. it felt great to hang out, or just chat with yebin again. so many things were there to talk about. so many things they had to catch up on. it’d be a lot but sojung was very ready. she watched & listened to her friend talk, sipping the drink as she did so, completely immersed in the conversation as they walked.

❝ ooh, i’m so excited to meet him! i will get to meet him today, won’t i? ❞ of course, she was very interested in the cat. classic sojung. ❝ i can give you the restaurant’s website when we get to your place. they have a section on there where you can apply & turn in your resume & everything. i’m sure if we worked together we’d probably talk too much though. ❞ it was a joke, of course, but considering how much talking they were doing just then, it was based on some truth. hey, they needed to catch up! ❝ i hope it was all good things, though. what made you think of me? ❞

[tiantxng-blog]

Yebin couldn’t help but giggle lightly at her friend’s question. “No, I’m going to keep him hidden from you all day~” she said in playful sarcasm, shaking her head. “Of course you can meet him! He can be a little shy at first but it doesn’t take very long for him to come sniffing.” It was true enough. Though the cat was shy, most of the time his curious nature ended up overpowering it.

“Oh, that sounds so great. I’m trying to apply at as many places as I can so that I can quit being an unemployed bum. It’s getting to the point where it’s just embarrassing at this age,” she admitted. “You’re right though, they’d have to schedule us on different days,” she added with a little chuckle. “But of course they were good things! I’ve never had anything but good things to say and think about you, unni~ I honestly don’t know what it was though.... I was just letting my mind sort of wander - shocker, right? - and all of a sudden you popped up in there! I was just wondering how you were and if you still remembered me, actually, heh~ I must be psychic or something. Do you think I am?” she asked with a laugh.

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[cexyt-blog]

sojung nodded, her smile growing a bit smaller but still dancing on her lips. she reached over & grabbed the cup of iced coffee that had been waiting for her to take. now that she had what she came for, she turned back to her old friend. she took a sip of her drink before she continued talking.

❝ you got a kitty? ❞ yes, that was close to a squeal. ❝ what’s its name? oh, i’m excited to see your family too! i’ll probably have to hug them all for, like, five minutes, ❞ she spoke quickly, accompanying this all with a short, light laugh. ❝ & about that job, the restaurant i work at actually is hiring. you should check it out. it’s a nice little job, good pay and nice benefits too, if i can brag a bit. ❞ she nods, nudging her friend very gently with her elbow, not enough to hurt her, but just to give her a small nudge. 

[tiantxng-blog]

She covered her mouth and giggled at her friend’s little squeal at the mention of her kitten. “Yes, we got a little kitty! He’s actually a few years old now so he isn’t exactly a little kitten anymore but he’ll always be my little baby.. His name is Regulus and he’s the sweetest little kitty~” she smiled, hooking her arm around her friend’s just as they used to years ago. “Oh? You’ll have to tell me more about it when we get to the house.. Do they have a website I can check out~? Of course you can brag! imagine if we were able to work together?” she giggled again at the thought. “Ahh, I still can’t believe we ran into each other, this makes me so happy.. I was just thinking about you the other day!” Yebin admitted as she started to make her way out of the shop.

do you ever just want someone to come over and lay on the floor with you for a while?

[cexyt-blog]

to the sudden hug, sojung immediately reacted. she wrapped her arms around the other girl, chuckling softly. it really had been too long–sojung would be the first to admit it–& sadly, with both of them going their separate ways, they had lost contact. she was glad, nonetheless, that she had run into yebin once more. 

❝ everything is great! ❞ she quickly summarized. ❝ school has been going really well & my family has been the same, pretty much. what about you though? how have you been? everything good? ❞ her lips were wide apart, letting a large, bright smile appear. it was always a good thing to run into old school mates, see how they changed, see what was the same. but, running into yebin was different. yebin was more than just another classmate back in the day. ❝ no, actually, that would be fantastic! i was just coming to get some iced coffee. i’d love to stop in and catch up! ❞

[tiantxng-blog]

She couldn’t have been happier to hear that things had been going well for her old friend. But when the questions were thrown back at her, she tilted her head back and forth a couple times with her lips tugged up in a little smile. “I’ve been alright! Still an unemployed bum, but I’m working on that-” she giggled softly, “Things were kind of rough for a while but they’re getting better now~” she smiled and nodded, hugging Sojung again. “That’s great! I’m sure my parents will be so happy to see you again! And we also got a little kitty that you can meet~ I’ll let you get your coffee though!” Yebin chuckled, taking a sip from her own cup.

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