REEFERS!

*blehp*

[catchymemes]

Mr. Smitten's Sammich

[slitherpunk]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

[jessbeeandthehive]

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

[roycohn]

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[thegaymertrainer]

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

[digitised-celluloid]

[caats]

Lmao this is so funny ♡

[coughloop]

There should be an emoji of two guys kicking the shit out of a third guy who's in the fetal position on the ground

[marked-as-unsafe]

Can I put my cum in you? For safe keeping.

[not-cuidarnos-deactivated202312]

[allcrush]

can someone love me eternally please

[butchedup]

in the mood to kiss some thighs so softly all she can do is sigh and whine and spread her legs open for me in a silent but desperate attempt to get me to kiss her pussy next

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[mjalti]

life goes something like this: you meet the best and the worst of yourself in other people. you come to terms that you are the universe experiencing itself. you get overwhelmed at 3 am being so close to seeing through the veil. you get what you give. and then, the next morning, you do it all over again, all over again, all over again.

[pan-ickinggeekformanythings]

I think about you all the time,

and I think I'll love you all my life...

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.