swag baby’s first burger

im kosha and im 🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕years old no babies allowed frick off aspiring child murderer

[tickleplier]

im mother fucking guy

[tickleplier]

I am tickleplier and I am on my period

[tickleplier]

what if instead of investment funds they were investment funs and they gave you toys

[tickleplier]

BUY DOLLHOUSES IN DUBAI

[tickleplier]

THE TOY MARKET IS CRASHING GET YOUR TOYS OUT OF THE TOYBOX IMMEDIATELY

[tickleplier]

My name is William Nugget, 11th heir to the Nugget dynasty

Perhaps you’ve heard of my grandfather Chicken

[bruiseywoosey]

guys is it okey if i say "yall" whiöe being european is that alright

i judt dont want to be insensitive they dont have much over there i dont want to be rude

[giragirameganedan]

bro, last night was an animation meme (13+)

[bruiseywoosey]

if being a wizard was so easy i wouldnt be using harden on my staff

[bruiseywoosey]

if it is chinese coke then im its pickle

[akashicrecord]

me to my yummy and my lala at night

[janmusija]

five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

[yellowhellion]

Everyone loves a big dragon lady and Stella loves everyone! 💖

[6uny]

comm

[bippus]

What’re you doing each night if not giggling? Get your fucking life together

[bruiseywoosey]

if i cast my spell would you lovingly embrace it

no im not- im not telling you what spell it is stop peeking at my tome youre supposed to trust me!!

[tickleplier]

the meek little wizard when I take her tome to look at the spell she’s working on in class: I-ITS NOT DONE! IITS N-NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE GIVE IT BACK!! >.<

[tickleplier]

they got me in the Doo Doo Dookie mine paying me in minuscule treats in the promise of a promotion