[contexfiles]

[thebakercist]

I’ve got a tape worm.

A mixtape worm.

And it’s droppin’

OUT MY ASS.

[marianelab-blog]

[fozmeadows]

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

[beforusnepeta]

[justrmknj]

IM SCREAMING

[toonami]

It’s that special time of year again. Time to let Orochimaru Claus know what you want for Christmas. 

[househunting]

$400,000/3 br

Snohomish, WA

[househunting]

top househunting posts of 2016 <3

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[solitairians]

i dont play overwatch but congratulations on your lesbian i’m very happy for you

[danbutt]

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

what armour r u wearing

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

wait

[1999gorl]

some of y'all use this website as an opportunity to be the bullies u wanted to be in high school lol

[applsidra-deactivated20230709]

THE SHIT THAT KOJIMA DOES 

BLESS

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2002 / 2016

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[bloodbending]

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh