I have only two emotions, careful fear and dead devotion.

Al, 22, England

[samxcamargo]

If you were looking for a sign that your “fresh start” will actually be a fresh start this time, this is it. Your fresh start begins now. You’ve healed, you’ve grown. It is finally time.

[aisipex]

HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN

Bonus:

[lokilesbian]

genuinely the funniest thing I’ve read today

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed rescue

[smitethestate]

Me as that Uber driver:

[badjokesbyjeff]

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted

I don’t get it. I’ve lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.

[memes-r-memes]

[sbnkalny]

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

[toasthaste]

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

[panchito-pistoles]

when you have to pretend to be straight but then someone asks you what you think of girls

[cephalopodcourse]

the only unifying post between mlm and wlw

[whitepeopletwitter]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

[hilariousgrindr]

the witch from hansel and gretel is getting really creative

[rosswoodpark]

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

[the-v-gees]

I’m literally not allowed to say I don’t know when my mom is yelling at me for something because “it’s not a real answer”, and almost every time I feel the need to say it it’s to articulate one of these things. I wish people understood this.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

All of this

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

[whisperoftheheart1995]

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[gayboifromthedez]

RBG really is That Bitch™ and I'm here for it.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[aizawa-slaysme]

She’s an absolute goddess

[gharibajameel]

food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks