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Bees, Bi’s, Boobs, Boys, and Butts blog for my queer ass heart. NSFW, 18 and older only please~

[meatthawsmoth]

[hoziergoth]

[foodffs]

GARLIC BUTTER STEAK BITES

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Is this how you roll?

[the-moon-versus-soul]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

I. JUST. WANT. TO. BE. CALLED. PRINCESS. AND. BABY. GIRL. AND. BE. HELD. AND. LOVED. AND. SHOWED. OFF.

[anxiousbutconfident]

when lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[loveysapphic]

wait

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[hgk477]

How to Fall Asleep In Their Arms

Calm down, this is a peaceful and relaxing setting. No need to worry.

Don’t forget to breathe, this is important, you don’t want to seem dead. It might worry them.

Listen to their heartbeat, yours will sync up with it sooner or later. This will calm you even more.

Pay attention to their breathing, like the heartbeats, yours will sync with theirs at some point.

Get comfortable, they love you and wouldn’t let anything hurt you. You’re safe here.

Shut your eyes. You don’t need to see what’s going on in the world anymore. You’re safe here.

Try to tune out the background noise around you. Nothing else in the world matters aside from the two of you in this moment. You’re safe here.

Drift off to sleep. They’ve got you, you’ll be fine. You’re safe here.

Don’t wake up. You don’t need to leave. You’re safe here.

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[ronindrew]

Foreplay starts before you even touch her

[asianbabyyyy]

[peregrinelight]

y’all: my love language is ‘words of affirmation’!

me, an intellectual: praise kink

[mamiboss]

[femhawke]

Huh.....

[confessions-of-sinful-loneliness]

I just want to sit on someone’s lap in my underwear and an oversized shirt and make out until we’re both so horny we’re delirious and then they can throw me down and fuck me until I’m trembling is that too much to ask?

[dykejeanjacket]

…i want to get eaten out so bad oh my god

[vanilla-voy]

kinda just want a cute boy to worship me

[168667]

I’m not mean, but…

(she/her)

[rainbow-pebis]

[tiemeup-donttiemedown]

whenever yall talk about consensual somnophilia it’s always the dom instigating it but i gotta tell you

I could really go for waking up from a nap early because my sub decided to start grinding up against me, knowing they’re not allowed to get off themselves but hoping they can get away with it like this, hoping maybe I’ll only wake up halfway and let them get off because I was too sleepy to realize and stop them—

I wanna hear their cute gasp and scramble to seem innocent when I wake up and ask what they think they’re doing. I’d pull them close and tell them that they’ll get a punishment for waking me up later, but for now I want them to put on a show for me. I’m still warm and half-asleep, I wanna watch my sub moan and shiver while they get themselves off in front of me.

Go on baby, grind against my thigh, that’s all you’ll be getting from me. Oh, you need more? You want me to fuck you? Don’t you know I’m just too tired since someone woke me up early? A few light touches is all you’re going to get. Be grateful for that. Be grateful I’m letting you get yourself off and not dragging you down by the hair to take care of me, don’t you know that all that grinding was giving me the nicest dream that you interrupted—