perpetual disarray

שלום בימינו • he/it •✡️• banner image from @femur-bandit

[butchtoks]

[lalalamma]

I designed some hats to cover the face

[cac2simsafam]

Happy disability month everybody

[astra-the-dragon]

headcanon accepted

[cac2simsafam]

Happy disability month everybody

[aggot]

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[joyfulwitchcatmarcy]

[theconcealedweapon]

[kedreeva]

Tonight I was putting the birds to bed and Bug and Princess were on the roost already but Dragon was on the floor pitter pattering around behind him. Sark told me that I was about to get vaulted over (Dragon flying over me to get to the roost) but I knew that if she wanted to do that she'd be up on the bird couch, not down on the floor. So I told him no she wants up onto my shoulder. And then I turned around, and put my hand out at hip level, and Dragon launched herself up right into my hand like we'd rehearsed it. She was, of course, looking for bugs to eat, but it was still the slickest move I've ever made I think.

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

[cooler-luckysandcat]

Projecting my dog's current issues onto brushbuddy

[atrusovaartist]

Acrylic on canvas 60*50 cm „The Lighhouse Between Sunset Sparks“ 2025

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[annabelle--cane]

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

[byjove]

Most of us have a gross food at a friend’s house while growing up story but mine was sooooo wild. We sat down to dinner, the side dishes were like white rice and broccoli and the main entree was shrimp. Just shrimp. Unseasoned steamed shrimp. Pink. Not a shred of any sort of herb or flavoring on that thang. I do not enjoy shrimp on the best of days but I can tolerate it, I bit into one just to make sure there wasn’t like a clear lemon sauce or something that wasn’t visible but no, this was really and truly completely unseasoned shrimp. This was a predicament. I was in maybe the third grade, I really wanted to make a good impression so I politely asked if there was any cocktail sauce to dip the shrimp in as that was what I was used to doing. Her dad laughed and said no.

I straight up could not make myself eat it. I tried very politely to nibble on the side dishes and I did not place additional shrimp on my plate as to be polite and not waste food but it was fucking surreal. The whole unseasoned meal combination was not human food, it was like a fancy meal for an expensive dog. Her, her parents and her brother are eating it like unseasoned rice, broccoli and shrimp is a completely normal meal. I feel it is important to note that this was occurring in North Carolina so I’m not used to dealing with this, I had never experienced an unseasoned shrimp with no sauce in my 9 or 10 years of life. I also feel it is important to note my friend is biracial, Black mom, white dad. This is not a midwestern Caucasian mom mealtime disaster, this is 100 miles inland from the fucking coast in North Carolina. Shrimp is not a cheap food so it’s not like they just couldn’t afford to season the protein. To this day, I still do not understand. Maybe they were health freaks, maybe someone in the household was on a low sodium diet but not a single HERB??? NOTHING????? WHY WERE THEY EATING LIKE THAT???????

My friend’s dad mentioned to my dad that I hadn’t eaten at dinner when they walked me home, presumably because he didn’t want my dad to think they had me over for dinner and refused to feed me when I went home starving. My parents taught me to always be polite and gracious and I’d get in trouble for being rude for things I did not completely understand were slights but I knew bonding over food is a big part of the culture in the south so not feeding someone when they’re at your house and/or not eating when offered is considered rude and bizarre. I waited for them to leave and I was sooooo worried I’d be in trouble but I explained the unseasoned shrimp dilemma to my dad and the look on his face was like 😟, he was also truly fucking baffled and I was absolved of all guilt.

[crayfishcraig]

Please tell me you still know these people, I need answers

[jacensolodjo]

New pins came in from @nerdykeppie. They will be joining my other pins shortly when I have the spoons to get the cork board.

[nerdykeppie]

Yay!

[shiftythrifting]

Pufferfish Poot I stumbled upon in the glassware aisle

poggers