perpetual disarray

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[butchtoks]

[fragilescales]

[hneycmb]

Shocked I haven't seen one of these yet

[beatsheetromanroy]

just told my mom lindsey graham died and she started jumping up and down and saying “yay yay yay!” i don’t think i’ve seen her that happy in a decade.

[maryoliveoil]

[surrenderedflawstothefire]

Good Morning,

Lindsey Graham is dead.

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

From shit Lindsey Graham came, and to shit he will now return.

I'm in shock. I am simply dumbfounded. His vile interventionist politics laid the stage for what Trump is doing now, and don't let that brief blip of anti Trumpism he experienced in 2016 interfere with you remembering that! As a resident of the Low Country, a South Carolinian, and an American, there's much shame to be had, but rarely did I feel it as much as I did when I remembered I was from the same place as Lindsey Graham. I'm free of that burden for the first time in so long. But one victory is not enough! On to the next!

[swampsandsagebrush]

AS A BORN AND RAISED SOUTH CAROLINIAN THAT IS NOW LIVING IN OREGON I AM MCFUCKING THRIVING RIGHT NOW.

Get fucked Lindsay graham. Enjoy eternity in hell you yellow bellied bastard

[afraid-of-woodpeckers]

lindsey graham got tired of all these people claiming to speak with mcconnell over the phone and said fine, I'll go talk to him in person

[drbtinglecannon]

When you've been waiting for weeks with baited breath for a crab rave to finally kick off only for a different crab rave to suddenly happen

[finefeatheredfabler]

So if Mitch McConnell is the tortoise, does that make Lindsey Graham the hare?

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[maimonideznuts]

Wrong, I love her... I loved her even before we saw her beautiful glamour shot.

I'm sorry people are bullies Ms Goblin Shark.

[afunn]

pasta by why you should have a cat

[that-writing-protatogen]

Had a dream where wasps were the size of dogs and one licked me for salt even though they were massive. Weirdest dream I have had, not bad tho.

Like they had mandibles open up to the sides and bottom and everything it was obscenely vivid

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[usgsbiml]

Here is Cuterebra fontinella, a rather handsome fly with an interesting lifestyle. It is a bot.  A bot of mice.

[ourrevolution-deactivated202202]

“This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. To my mind, that is what’s known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit.” - George Carlin

…PolitiFact going through history to fact check this guy was like that time CNN went through history to dig up dirt on Bernie, and all they found were videos of him planting trees, and telling kids that racism is bad.

[fierceawakening]

PolitiFact going through history to double check this is still a good thing though, because it means we can truthfully say they did.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/sep/10/arlen-parsa/evidence-shows-most-47-men-famous-declaration-inde/