[cadburycreampie]

(Threat)

[bastardnoodle]

tenderness blooms even in the coldest corners of the universe

[zigmenthotep]

Also, as long as I'm on the topic, when I recommend using "synthetic utility rope," I mean left, not right.

The twisted poly rope is fine for tying stuff down in the bed of your truck, but not for tying down a human... even in the bed of a truck.

[zigmenthotep]

Seriously, sometimes the good (but still cheap) synthetic rope is actually too soft and smooth and you need to do extra wraps to get enough friction.

[elf-friendly]

masochist's dream

[decadadedecadencia]

I am not drunk, Gustav Klimt

[grimbuswimbus]

smifsmoffing the grass

[lova3d]

nvm this one's funnier

[depsidase]

[burnertracfone]

she do a lil trollin' / rip / endless tickle payback by SPiNDLE

[hat-stack]

credit to @salamanding, I feel like the masses need to know about this

[softbluefeathers]

How to get a job at the yuri office

Qualifications to work at yuri office

What degree do I need to work at the yuri office

Seafood restaurant near me

Is it hard to get a job at the yuri office

[ladytuarach]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Here's the whole thing, not just the chopped part.

[dat-soldier]

eyeless jack

[nemouti]

golden bunnie

[omgthatdress]

I thought Tumblr would celebrate Dick Cheney's death more. I was a teenager during the Bush administration and MAN those were some horrifying years.

RIP to every Afghan (46,319) and Iraqi (210,296) civilians who were murdered in the Global War on Terror.

Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney. I can only imagine demons are doing to you now what US soldiers did to Iraqi civilians in Abu Ghraib.

[solradguy]

Has anyone on here posted about the 2026 Wāhine Toa Firefighter Calendar full of buff firefighter women where all profits from sales go towards Breast Cancer Cure yet because, like, look at it

Initial stock has sold out but they're doing preorders for a second run that goes until November 10th (2025): https://www.breastcancercure.org.nz/calendar/wahine-toa-firefighter-calendar-2026

[cryptotheism]

[evilvillain123456789]

when people say "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" they are specifically justifying my cocaine habit. they are telling me personally that I can continue to use blow without guilt. you still deserve to die for buying tampons