Take Me Where I Want to Go

My name is TIffany. I'm 20. I'm from Cali and moved to Vegas.I am a shopping and food addict..I post what i love. Tumblr is my way of escaping.

[hexensaber]

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[tamper]

[nanocomputer]

*cop car pulls out from side of road*

me:shit shit shit what did i do shit

*cop car passes me by*

me:yeah that's what i thought bitch

[nanocomputer]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[miss-nala]

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove

[v0bis-deactivated20170428]

When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

[blueberryfoxcake]

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

[thecutestofthecute]

“These are my babies!! We MADE these!!”

[tamper]

[twitterlols]

[rrachelinthewildd]

We tried to get a nice scenic shot but she does what she wants.

[knot-ur-babe]

This is the most scenic thing I’ve ever seen

[queeranne]

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

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[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[onlytwitterpics]

[disneyc0llections]

[catgifcentral]

Gorilla tactical rolls and then uses sand attack

[shadowcat]