SK

You know that thing you've been wanting to do but haven't because of fear and doubt? Do it. You may never get another chance.

[ryan-sometimes]

As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[caspercryptid]

And it was

NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

And it was

YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I really

FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

[calechipconecrimes]

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

[brightlotusmoon]

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[bluebanistered]

i don’t think i’ll ever get over christina koch

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[cloacatak]

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it