Drei Farben

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[saintmarc]

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Today’s lunch aka an espresso. That’s it. A meal so minimalist it would make a monk ask, ‘Is that all?’ Fortunately, it was a spectacular espresso. Rich, bold, and more dependable than the rest of my day. Another 2 and hours for this horrid day to end or it’s the end of my sanity for sure.

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Summer’s arrived, and the sun’s trying to roast us like a goat on a spit. Still, great food, road trips, rainbow Autobahns, farm fresh produce, homemade wine, chef friends… Europe really knows how to show off. Now hurry up with a proper thunderstorm.

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why did ya change your name

Because I was getting a bunch of creepy messages, someone who clearly had stalker tendencies and people asking me to do various things with my hands. So decided to turn off unknown asks and change name. Thanks for your ask.

[saintmarc]

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Had waffles for breakfast, washed them down with a cola, then sat by the river enjoying nature at its finest. Lovely day.

Then I went for a “routine” tooth extraction.

Four hours later, two surgeons had a go at it, half my face was numb, and I’d had enough anaesthetic to sedate a small rhinoceros.

The highlight was the nurse saying, “Wow, that’s a lot of anaesthetic… and you’re still standing?”

Not exactly what you want to hear from a medical professional.

At that point I was ready to say, “Shut up and Call me a taxi.”

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What’s your type?

Kind, loyal, passionate, and against all available evidence still laughs at my jokes. Which either means she’s wonderfully supportive or in desperate need of professional evaluation.

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Taking a brief strategic pause in Nürnberg, hydrating at a café roughly the size of a shoebox before continuing the journey. It’s 35°C, which according to modern science is technically ‘weather’, but feels much closer to parking your face on the exhaust manifold of a running V12. The juice and electrolytes isn’t a drink anymore. It’s life support. At this point, the sat nav isn’t calculating routes, it’s calculating survival odds.

[moviesframes]

Dune (2021)

Directed by Denis Villeneuve

Cinematography by Greig Fraser

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You look sooo good in that profile picture 😩🤭 I wanted to message you, but it says your DMs are closed. Open them up and let me talk to u already 😂💕

Thank You + I don’t want to open my inbox to people I don’t know.

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Loving the pfp :)

Thank You

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Thankfully, redemption arrived last night. I swapped the beetroot punishment biscuit and swamp water celery juice for a freshly pressed orange and grapefruit juice that tasted like sunshine had finally remembered my address. Alongside it was a slab of handmade organic bread with hand churned garlic butter so good that could make a Frenchman weep into his beret.

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Ate a beetroot oat cookie this morning that had all the moisture content of a grandmas vagina, followed by a glass of celery juice so aggressively green it felt less like breakfast and more like being recruited by an environmental pressure group. A truly catastrophic decision, the sort of breakfast that makes you long for the sweet embrace of a full unhealthy breakfast and several poor life choices.

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Are you desi or not?

I am Indian (Father), Indian, Turkish, Greek and German (Mother) Mix. Grew up in South Africa, Singapore, Canada, Germany and US. Live in Germany. So yes Desi to the core. Well almost. Thank you for your ask.

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Flying back from India on a British Airways A 777-300 to London, I spotted Doha below. Dominating the skyline were the Katara Towers, a pair of giant crossed scimitars housing both Fairmont and Raffles, because apparently one luxury hotel wasn’t nearly extravagant enough.

It looks like the headquarters of a Bond villain, and I mean that as a compliment. Beautiful city, beautiful skyline, and home to someone I hold very dear.

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This tuna tartare is absurd. Completely, utterly absurd. It arrives all fresh and delicate, and then WHAM! a spicy kick lands like a meteorite dropped through your living room ceiling.

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Hold up, that’s you in the pic??? Because those hands are kinda distracting 🫠🤤

Yes it’s me. Thank you for your ask.