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Submission by Anonymous.
Anonymous asked: okay, so i really hate my writing style? i want to be able to write really poetically and descriptively. do you have any tips? (i love your blog btw)
The three best things you can do if you want to improve your description and style: 1) Read a lot - read a...
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To those who are waiting for replies / starters:
To those who have waited for replies for over a month:
To those who still follow me:
Outofbullets:
Holy macaroni my roomie is snoring so fucking loudly i cant sleep
A while ago, I read this headcanon that an anon sent to somebody (can’t remember who) that Jim and Sebastian had been together but Sebastian actually died a long time before TGG. Seriously, don’t think about that when you hear Jim say
because it will break your heart
"Sebastian, you need to stop." Jim said with a warning look in his eyes that bordered on sympathy, his jaw was lax and his expression placid as he watched his sniper take another hit. His hands were folded and his cheek rested on the thin pale digits that curled over palms. His voice was lined with his Dublin heritage, and it was for once calm and stable in volume and tone. "No-w." It didn't last and his voice raised in a dangerous trill. -convolutedcriminal
Sebastian’s neck made a cracking sound, as he looked up at his employer with a tired and not to mention strained expression. He had deep bags under his eyes and his skin had a slight grey shine. One in all, he looked like a living corpse. He smiled wryly."How I wish I could, Boss."
"I guessed that much…" Sebastian chuckled softly, though there was absolutely no amusement behind. He quickly looked behind him to look at the bottle behind him and he tilted his head slightly. "It’s bad, and I know it. But I won’t be able to do this on my own. I know addiction when I encounter it…" He clenched his fist and laughed quietly at himself for sinking so low as he had now.
Jim’s expression remained placid, his eyes dull as he seemingly focused on the floor beneath them, holding them and everything else in the room so effortlessly. The criminal’s lips tugged up ruefully with his dark and perfectly groomed brows. “As do I.” He responded and his fingers ran idly over a wooden surface, pads of digits dragging and feeling every error and flaw his eyes had already seen. He felt childishly rueful of the simplicity that appeared from something once so intricate. “It will be painful”
Sebastian sank lower into his seat, almost shameful. "I'm aware," He ran a hand through the filthy blonde locks and then stood up. Taking hold of the bottle, a determination was to trace in the glimpse of his eye, but it dissapeared as fast as it came, when he put the bottle to his lips to empty it from its content.
Sebastian, that pretty mug of yours hasn't made any appearances on any CCTV footage lately. Business slow or are you avoiding me? -A
Avoid you? I would never. -SM
I think the problem is that business is busy. I returned to England 5 hours ago. -SM
I don’t think it’ll hurt anyone to tell you. -SM
Too late anyways. -SM
I was in the states. If you ever go there, be sure to go to the good restaurants, All food there besides that is terrible. -SM
I try to avoid being in the states longer than a couple hours. -A
Maybe sometime you’ll have to meet up with me over there and teach me the ins and outs of American dining. -A
Smart. Its sure as hell is… Interesting over there. -SM
I’d love to. -SM
But I could also show you this restaurant down the mainroad. How about 7’o’clock? -SM
Interesting is an understatement. -A
Lovely. -A
Oh well I think that can be arranged. -A
Text me when you're ready and I'll pick you up ;-) -SM
If I reply to you really quickly, it’s because I love you a whole lot and I really want you to see my reply
If I reply to you really slowly, it’s also because I love you and I want you to be proud of my writing
So don’t feel unspecial if I take forever or if I reply way too quickly. I just love everyone a lot.
Kinky Questions, make my muse uncomfortable--go!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
robin williams is one of those people who’s always been around and you never think about how they might not be around one day because they’re already immortal in your mind but then you lose them and it feels like you’ve lost part of your own history
Angsty Starters
"This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
"When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
"You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
"I'm giving up on you"
"I'm done with you"
"I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
"I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
"I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
"I don't want to be in love with you"
"I don't want to be in a love with a man/woman who is watching as my heart breaks for him/her and does nothing about it"
"If I needed you, would you even try to save me?"
"You would let me walk away without a fight? You coward"
"I gave you my everything... and you don't even care"
"I would die for you but you.... you wouldn't even cry for me if I did"
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
It’s Monday. I’m going home at 6pm and a middle aged man and a teenage boy are the only people left on the bus with me. I consider the fact that because the driver is also a man I am the only person left on the bus with the correct genetic makeup for boobs. I’m automatically scared, scared because of my own anatomy. I wonder how old I was when I realized that my own body was going to be the cause of the constant anxiety and fear I feel in situations like this. I get off at the last stop and the older man smiles at me while following me up the street. His smile drips, drips, drips and my heart is pounding, pounding, pounding. He turns off down another road, but I run the rest of the way home. Not all men. I’m at home on a Tuesday, beginning to plan the travels I want to go on next year. I dream of wandering the streets and meeting strangers. I just can’t wait to escape the city I’ve lived in for 17 long years. But… my mum is hesitant. She’s forever worried about the danger that being a young girl traveling alone can bring. I’ll be alone and she’s scared. Surely I’m invincible. I feel invincible. But I know, I know this danger is real and I can’t help but think to myself, if I feel unsafe in my own city, how am i going to feel in a strange place with strange men who don’t speak the same language as me? If I was my brother planning this, I would probably just be wondering if European girls are going to be hot. Not all men. Wednesday is a beautiful sunny day but I’ve always been told that I don’t have a “nice enough body” to wear a bikini on the beach. Ever since I was 6 years old I’ve thought that having tummy fat was ugly. That skin that doesn’t have a perfectly golden glow is undesirable. I amble to a clear patch of sand in my one piece and I can feel pairs of eyes latching onto me. Hairy men in speedos who I don’t look twice at eat into my body with their stares. I’m a piece of meat. I am a piece of meat? I am here for their amusement. Please don’t let me be eaten alive. Not all men. Thursday night two friends and I are walking to our god damn school dance when we hear “Jesus look at you! You sluts heading to a pole?” These words snarl out of the mouth of a respectably dressed man and we stop in horror. Shivers roll up my back in fear. It’s dark. We are alone. What. Do. We. Do??? One of us pulls the finger back. I can never be sure how quickly a sexist man can get angry so we walk quickly away. We’re angry, so so angry. But also so… deflated. I wonder if we deserve this shame. Not all men. Sitting on the internet, Friday night and scrolling down my Facebook newsfeed: “Haha, good job at the game today bro. You RAPED them!” “Damn with tits like that, you’re asking for it :P” Another sexist comment… Another sexist comment… Another sexist comment… I’m shrinking and shrinking and shrinking and I want to CRY because these boys don’t realize how small they make me feel with just pressing a few keys. I see these boys on the streets, I talk to these boys, I laugh with these boys. Dear GOD, dear GOD i hope these boys don’t think actions speak louder than words… Not all men. Three rules that have been drilled into me since I was young run through my mind at 1.30am on a Satur… Sunday Morning: -Don’t ever talk to strange men -Don’t ever be alone at night in a strange place -Don’t ever get into a car with a stranger I break all 3 of these laws as I pull open the taxi door. Making light conversation with the driver, he doesn’t see my sweaty hand clutching the small pocket knife I keep hidden on me at all times. He doesn’t even realize the fear I feel at his mere presence. He cannot comprehend it, he never will. How easy would this 15 minute car ride be if I was born a boy? Not all men. It comes to Sunday, another snoozy, sleepy, Sunday and someone has the AUDACITY to tell me not all men are rapists. I say nothing. I’m a 17 year old girl. When I am walking alone and it’s dark, it’s all men. When I am in a car with a man I don’t know well, it’s all men. When men drunkenly leer at me on the streets, it’s all men. When a boy won’t leave me alone at a party, it’s all men. Not all men are rapists. But for a young girl like me? Every one of them has the potential to be. Not. All. Men.
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imagine waking up at 2am to find your icon raiding your fridge for snacks
When your muse misses another, but you don’t want to bug their mun.
When you miss certain threads, but don’t want to bug the other mun.
When you feel like you’re always bugging another mun…