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@wisteriasway
freydom:
âYou mean Iâm not always at the front of your mind? And please, what did you just get back from? A magical sabbatical?â
(Â âFar from it. You left - I forgot about you.â ) That was a lie, but she was still a little hurt over it all. She didnât stop to think for a minute that might be just how her family and friends had also felt. (Â âNope. Far from that too.â )
freydom:
âAs if you couldnât have found me if you tried. Always raving about how much stronger you are than me and you canât even find your Sith apprentice.â
(Â âWell, in the sake of being honest. I kinda had other things on my mind than finding some jerk who did a runner.â ) She understood there was a sick sense of irony in what she was saying.Â
freydom:
âSo will drinking to a coma, donât @ me. Didnât think to visit your favorite person while you were gone?â
(Â âDonât worry - that wonât be the thing that kills me. Didnât even know where you were - you left without saying goodbye, remember.â )
Wistfrey - Cooking
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Godfrey, Teri doesnât have the attention span.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Teri, sheâs vegetarian and a fussy eater.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Godfrey, Teri would just come home with snacks.Â
How often do they bake desserts? - Never, but hell they eat ALOT of dessert.Â
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salads, because Teri doesnât eat meat.Â
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Godfrey. Teri would be likely to forget, or get the days mixed up.Â
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Teri
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Teri.Â
freydom:
âI mean, mostly smoking into a stupor, but essentially.â Godfrey sighed a little. "Whereâd you go when you left then?âÂ
(Â âThose things will kill you, yâknow? Here. There. Anywhere the magic took me. Anywhere that wasnât here.â )
devlinxclery:
âOkay first of all, the trick is to not love anything so when they die youâre completely unaffected by it. Also that just becomes a notion you get used to after awhile, death happens. It sucks, you get over it, the world keeps spinning.â Though Devlin didnât voice it, he certainly understood her aversion to the entire concept of living through an endless existence that one couldnât escape. After all, it was the sole demon that plagued him. âIâm thoroughly enjoying that pro right now. Looking pretty great for my age, all things considered.â
(Â âMaybe Iâm not prepared to not love anything for the rest of eternity. Iâve accepted death, Iâve come to terms with that - hence why Iâm more than happy to die myself one day.â ) Wisteria didnât agree with immortality, she didnât agree that any one person, or persons, should be able to live forever. It had been what she had been working on, what she had been searching for; the cure to immortality. (Â âI can neither agree nor disagree with that statement. I mean I can see how youâd be unconventionally attractive to some people, youâre just not my type.â )
lenoredauphine:
âIâll be sure to put on a show just for you, my best impression of Mercedes and everything. Yeah turn around and come back after you count to a thousand, I need time to get into character.â Her own teasing smile matched the other womanâs before a chuckle emanated from soft vocal chords. âWho says I wasnât being sincere? Hey now, I have a lot of feelings⌠Iâm just not stupid enough to make them readily available to the general public.â Bewilderment painted her features at the question, clearly a misunderstanding had occurred; dark magic wasnât just a side hobby for Lenore, it encompassed everything she knew as a witch. âStill doing what? The thing Iâve been practicing since I was old enough to say the word magic? Yeah, Teri. That doesnât just go away, itâs not a New Yearâs resolution.â
It felt good to just laugh again, to genuinely laugh and not have to force it. It wasnât a belly chuckle, or fits of giggles, but it was a real laugh. Teri had almost forgotten what it felt like to actually laugh. ( âThatâs my point. Donât want anyone else knowing.â ) The cheery, light happiness was gone. Teri looked up with an apologetic look on her face. ( âI didnât mean it like that - I just... I know things were rough just before I left. I figured you would have - I donât know... put things on hold or... whatever.â )
freydom:
âI dunno, any of it. Probably beats what Iâve been up to.â
(Â âSo you havenât been drinking yourself into a coma too?â )
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
lenoredauphine:
misslydiaamartin:
Send a PAIRING (can be a ârealâ ship or not) and TOPIC, and I have to answer who does what!
General:
Rate the Ship - Â Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iâm not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letâs do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Â
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -Â
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braidâs maid(s)? -Â
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -Â
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Â
Sex:
Who is on top? -Â
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs head
How long do they normally last? -Â
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Â
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -Â
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Â
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -Â
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Â
Cooking:Â
Who does the most cooking? -Â
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Â
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Â
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Â
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Â
Chores:Â
Who cleans the room? -Â
Who is really against chores? -Â
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -Â
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -Â
ask
freydom:
âHey, sorry, itâs been a minute.â Godfrey said apologetically. âSo, any chance I get to hear about your a ventures abroad or what?â
(Â âWhat do you wanna know?â )
freydom:
âI think I spent too much time around Savannah.â
(Â âWeâre not all like Savannah. Weâre not all under the impression that our lives must revolve around this dead beat town, or that we must begin and end here. We donât all give everything we are to this town and expect nothing in return.â )
freydom:
âMm, but not everyone is a Fontaine.â
(Â âWhatâs that got to do with shit?â )
freydom:
âWhereâve you been?â
(Â âHere and there. Youâre not the only one that gets to leave town at the drop of a hat, yâknow.â )
freydom:
Godfrey couldnât even summon a grin at that one. âCan we just⌠Get out of here?â He felt exposed, out in the open, afraid theyâd run into another person he knew. He didnât know how how many people knew about his dad, but he couldnât not deal with another one of those conversations.
Teri understood how he felt, being in public for too long gave her anxiety too. She found people staring at her for longer than necessary, or whispering to their companion whilst throwing her glances. She knew what they were all saying, what they were thinking - and she didnât need to be judge by others as much as she judged herself. (Â âSure, we can head back to my place. Fair warning - itâs uh... a bit of a dump. Iâve not been back long either.â )
freydom:
Godfrey was completely oblivious to the distress Teri was feeling, chalking it up to simply feeling awkward around⌠An orphan. Nope. Not doing that. Not going down that path. âI mean. I had hell to pay from some for just reappearing after disappearing. So, I mean, keeping a low profile probably would have been a better idea at this point.â
(Â âYeah well, you should know by now - thereâs no possible way to keep a low profile around here. Gossip spreads like wildfire - everyone knows everything. Plus you enjoy the attention too much; youâre living your best life right now.â )
freydom:
Godfrey sighed a little, running his hand through his hair. âYeah, well. Hope heâs wherever heâs wanted to be the last twenty odd years.â The witch said with a hollow laugh. âIâll be alright. I just keep⌠I donât know, kind of forgetting?â He sighed a little. âI-yeah. I would. Iâd, uh, take it, but it seemed rude not to say hi at least.â That was definitely a lie. He was too afraid to even try.
Teri kept quiet, she didnât know what to say in response and didnât want to think about where her parents might have been. ( âI wish I could.â ) She couldnât look at him, didnât want him to see the way she struggled to hide the pain in her eyes. She couldnât imagine forgetting that her parents were gone, even though sheâd spent a good few months trying. ( âYeah, alright asshole. Continue to pretend like youâr main priority was that dusty old tomb.â )