hairy girl; scary girl

[theboondocksisters]

[watermite]

person: talking at a normal human pace

my ADHD ass: im Suffering im Bored™️ please go faster go faster go faster

person: talking at a slightly faster pace

my Fucking Adhd Ass: i have not comprehended a single spoken word since 1955

[ithelpstodream]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest plot twist ever

[tigertit]

germany today

[starlightandtears]

Ahem…not to shake a table we’ve already shaken but…

All y’all older women in fandom spaces writing and consuming smut need to put in extra effort to recognize when you are speaking to and interacting your peers or to younger people and teenagers. I’ve been reflecting about how damn long I’ve been reading HIGHLY explicit fan fiction and how I used to consume content with inappropriate character pairs and you know who was around and even *encouraging me*? Older women. Me being 16 reading SasuNaru fan fiction shouldn’t have been having conversations about sex and explicit materials with 20+ year olds. Your womanhood doesn’t excuse you and being a nerd doesn’t exempt you from needing to be responsible in the ways you interact with young people.

[jolyene]

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

[62101]

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[no-chill-at-all]

[imsogayduuude-deactivated201812]

[books-n-quotes]

“When something bothered me, I didn’t talk with anyone about it. I thought it over all by myself, came to a conclusion, and took action alone. Not that I really felt lonely. I thought that’s just the way things are. Human beings, in the final analysis, have to survive on their own.”

— Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart (via books-n-quotes)

[pervocracy]

Everyone goes on about how algorithmically-targeted ads are so creepily precise that they know everything about you, but I still can’t convince my Google ads that I’m not pregnant, I don’t own a horse, and my purchase of a home thermostat was a one-time thing and not the start of a comprehensive thermostat collection.

[ghost-roads]

has this been done yet

[chibikaizoku]

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

[hopelesslyindenial]

Is….the poop dancing too?

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[fakehistory]

The death of Tumblr. (2018)

[shortviolet]

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

[fatpinocchio]

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[infraredarmy]

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[tredlocity]

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*