I Know What I'm About

||Call me Kila, it’s not actually my name but whatever|| ||I’m an adult but my exact age is none of your business|| ||Libra, because that matters I guess|| ||They/Them but also gender is kind of a trap so IDK, whatever|| ||Sexuality is kinda up in the air at the moment, like people are hot but don’t fucking touch me or try to show me your dick|| ||Reluctantly American|| ||If you’re a terf, anti-ace or anti-aro, homophobic, sexist, racist, or a bigot of any kind, just block me and go away|| ||People who think it’s acceptable to make death threats and doxx people over TV shows, you can fuck off too|| ||Don't fucking send a DM to tell me you're blocking me, just fucking go because I don't actually care|| ||Act like a dick and I will respond in kind, don’t start shit if you can’t handle receiving replies|| ||I don’t typically read people’s bios so don’t expect me to know shit about you|| ||I tend to use the words “dude” and "hon" liberally, if this bothers you please tell me and I will refrain from calling you that|| ||Anons are off and will stay off||    ||Profit pic made in Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1473879||

[shiftythrifting]

"Sam's"

Sam's

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[bronzeplates]

Hi idk if this is super annoying but I wanted to say I absolutely love your virtual insanity fics. I love seeing the horrors take place it’s so cool. Also when I read ch8 I thought of painting with Ivan the Terrible holding his son with Grace and Simon so I did a drawing of it and also some dialogue between them. Okay awesome cool have a good day :]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS NOW!!!!!

this is SO fucking good, THANK YOU <3

[fungii]

i'm admitting defeat that i dont have the skills to Realise My Vision w this one so i'm releasing it to the wild. go my whalefall.

[marzipanladyart]

isn't Lauren the prettiesttttt

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[landsccape]

[bonelord10000]

A Yummy Treat For Me...

[bonelord10000]

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...

[bonelord10000]

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[dragons-and-cake123]

[bagelsketches]

The Pendragons!!!

[voiddormitorysystem]

Short gguide on how to make your feral wife to act civil and dress officially :

Bonus pic, your favourite woman in a dress

Oh Angel Lavelle, the woman you are...

[sonicspeeddemon]

Why do they even bother drawing this guy with clothes if he’s naked every other page

[dailybats]

Day 122

Photobomb!

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[pastelhellion]

etsy witch:

[marzlucek]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep dangrerdays

based on this image vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[beetlemp3]

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